[Vigilantcitizen]

Crying. There are very few reason that a Retrosexual may cry, and none of them have to do with TV commercials, movies, or soap operas. Sports teams are sometimes a reason to cry, but the preferred method of release is cussing or throwing the remote control. Some reasons a Retrosexual can cry include (but are not limited to) death of a loved one, death of a pet (fish do NOT count as pets in this case), loss of a major body part.

Another occassion where crying is acceptable is working the biggest bass you've ever hooked up to the top and almost within grasp when it just spits the hook right out, and slowly swims out of sight.

[WIladyconservative]

Also applies to a Muskie!

[jocon307]

"Another occassion where crying is acceptable is working the biggest bass you've ever hooked up to the top and almost within grasp when it just spits the hook right out, and slowly swims out of sight."

So let me get this straight dead fish = no crying, live fish = ok to cry. This is a complex code of honor!

Retrosexual is a great turn of phrase. I will be sure to pass this on to some real men I know.

[dljordan]

You're wrong! Red Dawn definitely made me weep. Especially the part where they're looking at the names inscribed at Patriot Rock (sniff, sniff). Some John Wayne movies give me a sniffle mostly the Cavalry movies. I guess I tear up when I see noblility, bravery and honor. These are thing that are sadly lacking in todays society. You get more emotional the older you get I guess.