[Army Air Corps]

Let's see if his brother Raul takes over when he croaks or if Fidel will be like Casey Casem and live to the end of time via a Faustian bargain...

[nuconvert]

I hate to think we'd allow Raoul to take over.
Of course I suppose it would depend on who our president is at the time.

[mean lunch lady]

Great tag line (Communism failed because people like to own stuff). Another good one was by Jackov Smirnov who said, "Communism is a system where people pretend to work and the government pretends to pay them".