KERRY CALLED SECRET SERVICE AGENT 'SON OF A B*TCH' AFTER SLOPE SPILL

DRUDGE ^ | 3/19/04 | drudge

[Tumbleweed_Connection]

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX FRI MARCH 19, 2004 16:02:35 ET XXXXX

KERRY CALLED SECRET SERVICE AGENT 'SON OF A B*TCH' AFTER SLOPE SPILL

Dem presidential candidate John Kerry called his secret service agent a "son of a bitch" after the agent inadvertently moved into his path during a ski mishap in Idaho, sending Kerry falling into the snow.

When asked a moment later about the incident by a reporter on the ski run, Kerry said sharply, "I don't fall down," the "son of a b*itch knocked me over."

The Secret Service agent in question has complained about Kerry's treatment, top sources tell the DRUDGE REPORT.

Last month, Kerry began receiving Secret Service protection.

"Obviously, the complications and burden of being monitored 24-hours a day is not just an a simple inconvenience," a government source explained Friday. "But Senator Kerry should understand agents are working for his safety and well-being."

On Friday, Kerry, his snowboard strapped to his back, hiked past 9,000 feet on Durrance Peak, then snowboarded down the mountain, taking repeated tumbles. Reporters counted six falls, although Kerry was out of sight for part of the descent.

Developing...

[lawdude]

""I don't fall. I take repeated tumbles.""

I don't fall even before I get up after I fall.

[Ann Archy]

With all of those falls, it's a good thing he had a new JockStrap!!

[lawdude]

What is the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same!

[azGOPgal]

"The snow up there was the worst I've ever seen," Kerry said Friday after spending more than three hours on a backcountry mountain. "I've never seen the snow so soft."

It's called 'powder' you jackass! Be thankful it wasn't icy when the "SOB" knocked you over. You'da been crying all the way home to TeRAYza.

[Hand em their arse]

"I didn't fall.... before I fell"

[Ann Archy]

He is also saying "son of a B*tch" to the military fighting this war. It's the first anniversary and does he say anything to the troops....no...he's skiing....and

Isn't the Senate in SESSION? Does't he have a JOB to do??

[Tumbleweed_Connection]

This dickhead welcomes foreign endorsements from commies... while cussing out American Secret Service?

[Hand em their arse]

"Does't he have a JOB to do??"

He's trying to make his "most liberal voting record in the senate" even itself out a bit by just not voting...

[Ann Archy]

Adam Clymer isn't paid to take a bullet for Cheney like this SS agent is!!!

[Ciexyz]

This makes me sick. When will Kerry start throw lamps like Hillary?

[Maigrey]

I keep it handy, when a FReemale is about to pass out from withdrawl. 8-)

[cyncooper]

Here's a thread about the latest discovered flip flop of Kerry's exposed and it's what was played on "Special Report":

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1101614/posts

[CathyRyan]

Here I am hurt, hurt I say... I made an incredibly funny comment and no one responses... sigh

[Ann Archy]

Isn't snowboarding for hotdog KIDS??

[yooper]

If Kerry had any common sense he'd trade in the board for a pair of sticks. With regard to cross-country; if God had meant for man to ski uphill He wouldn't have invented chairlifts. With regard to snowboards; if God had meant for man to ski on one piece of wood He wouldn't have given man two legs....

[Maigrey]

Oh you so have me in stitches!

[bootyist-monk]

I don't fall down. I change my position.

[Kozak]

I'm guessing "Stanley"

[mware]

LOL, thanks I was watching. Carl Rove is a genius.

[nopardons]

Clymer is a reporter,a REPORTER FOR THE N.Y.TIMES;not a Secret Service guy. There IS a big difference! And in case you are unaware of it, there's also quite a difference between calling someone a SOAB and a "clymer".

You're the one with the problem.