KERRY CALLED SECRET SERVICE AGENT 'SON OF A B*TCH' AFTER SLOPE SPILL

DRUDGE ^ | 3/19/04 | drudge

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KERRY CALLED SECRET SERVICE AGENT 'SON OF A B*TCH' AFTER SLOPE SPILL

Dem presidential candidate John Kerry called his secret service agent a "son of a bitch" after the agent inadvertently moved into his path during a ski mishap in Idaho, sending Kerry falling into the snow.

When asked a moment later about the incident by a reporter on the ski run, Kerry said sharply, "I don't fall down," the "son of a b*itch knocked me over."

The Secret Service agent in question has complained about Kerry's treatment, top sources tell the DRUDGE REPORT.

Last month, Kerry began receiving Secret Service protection.

"Obviously, the complications and burden of being monitored 24-hours a day is not just an a simple inconvenience," a government source explained Friday. "But Senator Kerry should understand agents are working for his safety and well-being."

On Friday, Kerry, his snowboard strapped to his back, hiked past 9,000 feet on Durrance Peak, then snowboarded down the mountain, taking repeated tumbles. Reporters counted six falls, although Kerry was out of sight for part of the descent.

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[rocksblues]

"a person who takes it for granted and then whines about it."

Right on target! He is a real AH. He demeans and talks down to anybody he doesn't consider HIS EQUAL!

[CathyRyan]

He has to use blueing in order to raise to the level of white trash LOL

[oceanperch]

Whatever happened to Roger Rabbit?

[Publius6961]

Yeah right. I stay up night keeping track of the price of gas. It may be right up there in the DNC talking points, but I have more serious things to keep me awake.
Were you alive in 1972?

Good luck.

[The Grim Freeper]

"Kerry said sharply, 'I don't fall down...'"

How about: Kerry-bles wobbles, but he don't fall down.

[oceanperch]

ROTFLMAO!

He looks like a dead dear with rigamortis setting in.

[Publius6961]

Apparently, he's treating the Secret Service liked hired help.

They are hired help.
Just not his hired help.

[VaBthang4]

No! He got up before he fell down.

[Kozak]

Yeah, that would want to make me throw my body in front of the bullets. Kerry better hope no one tries to assisinate him, he may find himself standing all by his lonesome.

[onyx]

Yeah! LOL-LOL-LOL
You're right.

[Maigrey]

I knew you'd be on this thread.

So, does he look like a poser, or a wannabe?

[Publius6961]

What kind of an arrested development jerkwad 50-something snowboards, anyway?
Never mind. I just answered my own question.

[texasbluebell]

It figures one of the SF papers would put that spin on this story, doesn't it?

[CathyRyan]

He has to use blueing in order to raise to the level of white trash LOL

For those who do not know what blueing is....

Main Entry: blu·ing Variant(s): or blue·ing /'blü-i[ng]/ Function: noun : a preparation used in laundering to counteract yellowing of white fabrics

[WhiteyAppleseed]

Try to imagine him wearing great blooming pantaloons with an earing in one ear, fingerless black leather mitts, and a tee-shirt with a logo of The Urban Mudslingers. Future Commander-in-Chief material there.

[Indie]

"I don't fall down," the "son of a b*itch knocked me over."

KERRY: Your arrogance is surpassed only by your limited vocabulary. Your immaturity is surpassed only by the size of what is hopefully your prescription for psychotropic medication.

You will never be President. So sit down like a good little baby and go pout in the corner for a 20 minute time out.

[StriperSniper]

about what's happening at the gas pump -- that HAS to be addressed before the summer...."

Plenty of time to annex Saudi Arabia. ;-)

Seriously, they have to step up(even if they have to 'smuggle' it through Iraq to avoid OPECker limits). The reason they can get away with doing as little as they do, is that we can't ever take that land. Look at the reaction when we are there as guests. I wouldn't feel comfortable without the Pakistani nukes under our direct control. Gen. Musharraf is in too precarious a spot not to worry about some wacko in the ISI doing something stupid.

[GOPJ]

Good one. Would that be effing gigolo or plain gigolo?:

gigolo

[Publius6961]

What else can you expect from someone who is always worried about what other people think of them?

That's something I'll never understand. People calling him a "snob". To qualify to be a snob, you must have a certain something first. Money ain't it. Position ain't it either, as Clinton proved over and over.

[BJungNan]

This belongs in the Big So-What file. Please, there are important issues. I'm tired of elections being covered like a school yard debate and a horse race.