Posted on 02/29/2004 10:02:43 AM PST by MurryMom
Parmalat:
You had two cows. But now you don't know where they are.
Pentagon:
Donald Rumsfeld informed the Congress that he had accurate satellite intelligence about where the two cows were. But he lied.
Extropian:
You had two cows. You operate on them using nanobots. They become superintelligent and take over the farm.
Bush Economic Policy:
George W. Bush promised during the campaign that even after big tax cuts for the $300,000+a year crowd the surplus would be big enough to buy everybody two cows.
It has ONLY to do with GWB being HOT-looking. Heck, we've even been called "disrespectful" --- haven't we?
It has ONLY to do with GWB being HOT-looking. Heck, we've even been called "disrespectful" --- haven't we?
You have two cows and they both look like Webster Hubble.
Trajan88; TAMU Class of 88; Law Hall (may it R.I.P.) Ramp 9 Mule; f.u.p.!
I mean, unless it's a Democrat doing the thinking....oh, never mind.
Why, thank you. So do you.
Different names but same results :)
Murry Mom lusts for her hero Clinton and thinks strictly partisan--no matter what the truth--or facts--are. She probably thinks Terry McAwful is the best thing that ever happened to the DNC and that Hillary should be President because, Hillary is a "strong feminist" and would never be a doormat to any man. ;)
So MurryMom has a thing for president Bentmember huh? Better have some ice handy MurryMom.
Don't you even realize that you are a laughingstock around here? You must have made a wrong turn at Mars because you sure aren't anywhere near THIS planet.
Nice choice of words, Petunia. I see you must have passed 11th grade English.
There is an election on November 2. Unless the polls change dramatically by then, you won't be laughing very hard at me on November 3.
I saw the following in the November 4, 2004 Dallas Morning News Letters from Readers. The writer (Sandra Bienkowski of Plano, TX) must have attended the school of MurryMom.
"The results of this election made me cry. The mood around my friends was somber. As John Kerry supporters, the results felt like a funeral for our hope.
In an effort to console me, one friend joked: As long as you don't get sick, get old, lose a job, or mind a bad economy, a disastrous war and an arrogant president, you should be just fine."
To MurryMom and all your friends and family... Bush 2004!
Trajan88; TAMU Class of '88
John Edwards: you had two cows, but one got sick and died, so you sued your veterinarian and got three more.
John Kerry: you had three cows yesterday, you have one today, but you will have two cows tomorrow.
Tom Daschle: you had two cows, but every time you stopped speaking, you would put on this really big grin. They got scared and left.
Tom Coburn: you have two cows, but you won't let them go off into the pasture together.
Jim Bunning: You had two cows, but they looked like Saddam's sons, so you killed them.
Terry McAuliffe: you had two cows. You sold them, so now you don't have any milk for your family. They hate you, and you don't know why, considering that you have lots of money.
Ali Musab al-Zarqawi: You have two cows and three cow heads. Your neighbors hate you, and you know why.
Osama bin Laden: you have no cows, so you made a movie about what it would be like if you had some.
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