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Man dies in 11-storey fall, Tragic ending to birthday party (Spitting contest!)
Ottawa Sun ^ | 2/24/04 | Andrew Seymour

Posted on 02/24/2004 11:57:04 AM PST by Clintons Are White Trash



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To: Clintons Are White Trash

One Step Beyond!
41 posted on 02/24/2004 12:39:32 PM PST by Hank Rearden (Never let your life be directed by people who could only get government jobs.)
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To: Clintons Are White Trash
"Armstrong, who had known Jinah for about eight months, said he was surprised to learn the circumstances surrounding his death.

"He was one of the smartest, most polite guys I ever met in my life," he said. "I think he was one of the classiest guys. He had a maturity beyond his age."

Armstrong will will not be attending the official Darwin Award ceremony.
42 posted on 02/24/2004 12:40:05 PM PST by cinFLA
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To: Clintons Are White Trash
Note to self: drunken spitting contests held in basements are messier but safer.
43 posted on 02/24/2004 12:40:09 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: general_re
Therefore, though not technically correct, in this case you could say that 55mph was his terminal velocity.
44 posted on 02/24/2004 12:40:51 PM PST by savedbygrace
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To: Clintons Are White Trash
Oh well,look at the bright side, that much more air and water and (beer) for the rest of us,one less on the roads,or in line on in the super market etc etc
45 posted on 02/24/2004 12:40:56 PM PST by bikerman
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To: Prince Caspian
A demonstration of "9.8 meters per second squared" in action.

Less the effects of air resistance.

46 posted on 02/24/2004 12:41:18 PM PST by cinFLA
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To: Clintons Are White Trash
We could have the Darwin award winner for February here - but a couple more days are left...
47 posted on 02/24/2004 12:42:14 PM PST by SolutionsOnly
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To: Constitution Day
"Momentum carried him beyond."

and he was an engineering student? kinda makes you wonder what his grades were in those darn classes, doesn't it....perhaps he wasn't doing too well in physics.

48 posted on 02/24/2004 12:42:24 PM PST by ZinGirl
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To: Billthedrill
This guy was definitely one floor short of a dozen.
49 posted on 02/24/2004 12:44:02 PM PST by GigaDittos (Bumper sticker: "Vote Democrat, it's easier than getting a job.")
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To: Clintons Are White Trash
"Momentum carried him beyond."

CARLETON University engineering students are going to have a tough time living this one down.

50 posted on 02/24/2004 12:44:38 PM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Clintons Are White Trash
Even passed his spit on the way down...hey yall, watch this
51 posted on 02/24/2004 12:44:58 PM PST by T. Jefferson
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To: Prodigal Son
Too bad a naked woman didn't jump out of the bushes at the last second to distract the man while falling. He might have missed the ground and learned to fly.

At least that is what Arthur Dent taught me when reading Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
52 posted on 02/24/2004 12:45:39 PM PST by Chewbacca ("Turn off your machines! Walk off your jobs! Power to the People!" - The Ice Pirates)
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To: savedbygrace
Quite so. I hope everyone's taking notes on this - there will be a quiz during this week's recitation.

Next slide, please.

:^)

53 posted on 02/24/2004 12:47:19 PM PST by general_re (Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant. - Tacitus)
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To: mhking; All
What is it with *Engineering* students lately?


54 posted on 02/24/2004 12:48:28 PM PST by getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL (The mediocre man, when he's used the last piece of t.p., leaves the empty roll for the next person.)
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To: GigaDittos
Actually he didn't fall to his death, he stopped to it.

It's not the fall that kills, it's the sudden stop.

55 posted on 02/24/2004 12:50:40 PM PST by AxelPaulsenJr (Excellence In Posting Since 1999)
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To: general_re
or about 55 miles per hour.

Well at least he wasn't speeding.

56 posted on 02/24/2004 12:52:48 PM PST by AxelPaulsenJr (Excellence In Posting Since 1999)
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To: general_re
For those who, like me, didn't know, Terminal Velocity is usually about 120mph for a falling human body. At least that's what I read on one of those fancy-schmantsy math sites. It depends on the amount of resistance you give, thus, if you go hard first arch your back, as I've seen skydivers do, you can increase your terminal velocity. Splay yourself out horizontally and you'll slow it down.
57 posted on 02/24/2004 12:56:31 PM PST by savedbygrace
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To: general_re
...24.5 m/s, more or less, or about 55 miles per hour.

Well done.
It's not the falling, it's that sudden stopping, you know.

58 posted on 02/24/2004 1:01:39 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: savedbygrace
In Ameer's case, terminal velocity was 55 mph.
59 posted on 02/24/2004 1:02:42 PM PST by Luke Skyfreeper (Michael <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com/index_real.php">miserable failure</a>Moore)
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To: Luke Skyfreeper
See my #44
60 posted on 02/24/2004 1:07:41 PM PST by savedbygrace
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