Howard Dean Doesn't Know the Star-Spangled Banner!

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[pax_et_bonum]

Did anyone else see that?!

Just now on Fox News, Howard Dean was shown at one of his rallies singing his rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner. He got many of the words wrong and didn't seem to know other parts of it.

[smokeyb]

"Ah yes... and some people actually want him to be the president. Unbelievable.

Really ? It doesn't surprise me a bit !!

[Lazamataz]

You're going to have to sit in the corner until you can behave.

I don't think you know the reference I was making. Bootyist-Monk is the author of the incredibly-widely-circulated email piece, I Am A Bad American. Only his title was I Am A Bad Republican.

[Paul Atreides]

Did he scratch his crotch, too (like she did)?

No. He uses his Summer's Eve.

[Diddle E. Squat]

OBTW, last time I saw her on TV, Rosanne Barr was criticizing Clinton and supporting President Bush.

[4mycountry]

I liked bootyist-monks.

Yours was good too... but his was coherent. ^_^

[LisaFab]

The best part was that he used his (botched) attempt at the Anthem to cover up that some of his thugs were roughly removing a 'dissenter' with a Confederate flag.

[Lazamataz]

I think Dean is a coke fiend.

Coke fiends don't make appointments. They care more about the coke than even becoming President. He's no coke fiend. He's just nucking futz.

[bootyist-monk]

I think so too, though yours didn't have Leslie Nielson.

[Lazamataz]

Yours was good too... but his was coherent. ^_^

That was part of the joke. Dean is crazy, you see. He would embrace these lyrics as sensible and correct.

[tear_down_this_wall]

Didn't the same thing happen to Lieutenant Frank Drebin at the baseball game?

tdtw

[Tricorn]

I could have sworn the real Star-Spangled Banner had a primal scream in it somewhere...

[4mycountry]

Ah. I see. Yes. Very good. *nods* Sorry.

[BluSky]

"O say Tattooine,
By Red Dawns early blight,
What so loudly we scaled
At her thigh-heights last creaming.
Who's broad thighs and tight bra,
through the terrible night,
O'er the rampant Sasquatch,
Were so Haliburton dreaming.

And the sockets dead stare,
The Toms cursing over there,
Glazed poof on the right,
That the fag did not care.

O Say does that Tar-Bangled spanner yet crave,
O'er the gland of us three,
And the tome of depraved."

I can barely type this cause I'm rolling on the floor, laughing.

Priceless! Good one, Lazamataz!

[Central Scrutiniser]

What I find more amazing is that if you go to Dean's website at http://blogaction.deanforamerica.com and pull up any of the "comments" on the latest propaganda from the Dean-dongs, you can read the craziest commentary.

Even more amazing is that they allow any one to post anything with any made up name and any email address. I can't imagine that anyone would go and troll there, I mean just for fun, just to shake them up. I can't imagine ANYONE going there and doing that. In fact, don't go to his blog and don't go and post about how freaking over the edge Dean is, because they don't like that, in fact they hate it.

So, don't go to the Dean blog and have fun, because you might injure their self esteem, really, don't! :)

[Gritty]

My concern isn't that Dean doesn't know the words to the Star Spangled Banner.

My concern is he doesn't know the meaning of the Consitution!

[ChadGore]

Re: Oh good, now I can give my new award. How's this ?

http://users.wi.net/~johnh/DeanGaffeOfTheDay.jpg

[cyncooper]

The best part was that he used his (botched) attempt at the Anthem to cover up that some of his thugs were roughly removing a 'dissenter' with a Confederate flag.

Brit said they were LaRouche supporters...the same group that heckled at that debate he moderated.

I hate being in a position to defend Howard Dean. Maybe it's because I want him to pull out this nomination. THEN he can let it all hang out! LOL

[smokeyb]

"I bet that is his favorite song too!Just like Job was his favorite!"

Now be nice, at least he can name a third of the states !

[Friend of thunder]

He thinks one of the verses starts out Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhha!!!!!!

[AnAmericanMother]

My dad told me years ago that only two kinds of people know all four verses of the SSB from memory - John Birchers and Communists. I would add singers who compulsively memorize songs, but . . . that's just me. ;-)