[Our man in washington]

How about this one?

Dear DNC:

Thank you for giving the opportunity to speak my mind.

I lost my job this past year. When Clinton was president, I worked in a prosperous enterprise. But in the last year, we had to close our operations. We simply could not compete with foreign labor.

This foreign labor worked for low pay under very bad conditions. They worked very long shifts, and many even died on the job. This competition could hardly be called "fair." I was forced out of the place where I had worked for 34 years. Not a single government program was there to help me. How can Bush call himself "compassionate?"

Far worse, I lost two of my sons in Bush's evil war in Iraq. They gave their lives for their country, and for what? So that Bush's oil buddies can get rich. My pain of losing my sons is indescribable.

While it is trivial next to the loss of my sons, I regret to say that I also lost my home. I simply had nothing left. How can Bush call himself a Christian when he neglects people like me? I am a senior citizen with various medical problems. I'm not in a position where I can begin a new career.

I was reduced to the point where I had to live in a hole in a ground, all because of President Bush. And when the authorities found me there, did they have any compassion for my misfortune and ailments? No, I was arrested. Mr. Bush, I dare you to look me in the face and tell me you are a compassionate man! I dare you to look me in the face and tell me you a Christian!

If I had any money left, I would donate it to the Democratic party. If Al Gore had been elected in 2000, I guarantee I would still have a job, a home, and most importantly, my dear sons!

Regards,

Saddam Hussein

[talleyman]

Winner!!!!! Send it!

[billhilly]

Yeeehawww!

[erasmus605]

That's a keeper! LOL

[Recovering_Democrat]

Holy crap....that is brilliant. Did you make it up??

[Cultural Jihad]

Excellent!

[Slings and Arrows]

You DA MAN!

[MJY1288]

MY VOTE FOR POST OF THE YEAR

[arasina]

Excellent and wonderfully creative! The DNC won't use it, so perhaps you should send it along to the RNC to help them highlight the DNC's pathetic begging for bad news.

[MeekOneGOP]

I was reduced to the point where I had to live in a hole in a ground, all because of President Bush.

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[T. P. Pole]

bump for a great job. . .

[reformed_democrat]

{APPLAUSE} {APPLAUSE}

Nicely done!

[lorrainer]

Nominating #40 for quote of the MONTH!

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL !! Hilarious letter in your post #40 there, Our man in washington !

DNC looking for your sob story (it's all Bush's fault!)

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my General Interest ping list!. . .don't be shy.

[MeekOneGOP]

Ya'll don't miss #40. I am still laughing ! ...

[JustPiper]

BumPing ;)

[JustPiper]

ping ;)

[Happy2BMe]

OMIW - that's one of the few times I've laughed in days.

What a RIOT!

"I lost my job this past year. When Clinton was president, I worked in a prosperous enterprise. But in the last year, we had to close our operations. We simply could not compete with foreign labor."

Saddam lost his job to foreign labor ping!

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[DrewsDad]

That's great.

If you are still editting, maybe you can add something about only France, InternationalAnswer, the Dixie Chicks, and certain Hollywood elites and democratic presidential candidates gave me comfort.

[TxBec]

::: golf clap :::

[FBD]

Excellant post!