DNC looking for your sob story (it's all Bush's fault!)

democrats.org ^ | 1-12-04 | By Young Stalin

[Jimmyclyde]

NOW IS THE CHANCE FOR YOU TO SPEAK OUT

In just a few days, Bush will give his State of the Union address, where he'll distort his record to paint the best picture he can for his reelection campaign.

But we know the real story.

Help us tell the real state of America's working families. Tell us your story about how your family, your neighbors, and your community have felt the sting of Bush's policies. Have you:

* Lost your job or seen local businesses forced to lay workers off? * Seen healthcare costs skyrocket? * Seen important services cut by state or local government? * Been forced to pay higher college tuition?

Click the link below to tell us your story and we'll publish a compilation of the best ones on the web in a special report detailing the real state of America's working families.

http://mailer.democrats.org/rdr/002NT071Sd0001D

We'll publish the stories anonymously and share them with Democratic leaders in Congress for use on the House and Senate floor during debates. Send your story today!

And be sure to click the link below to tell your friends or forward them this message!

http://mailer.democrats.org/rdr/002NT071Sd0001E

[Kiss Me Hardy]

Even female urinary incontinence is worse in America since Bush was elected (it's in the last paragraphs).

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/01/09/1073437469536.html

[OldFriend]

Oh I am suffering. Every time I turn on the TV I see these nine dwarves filling the screen. H E L P!

[talleyman]

Winner!!!!! Send it!

[Bluntpoint]

Anonymous Citizen:

"I cry alot and my testicles have shrunken and have been sucked up into my tummy. Am I the only Democrat this has happened to since the Selection of Bush?"

[talleyman]

I tried to post my story with them, but they demanded my Democrat friends' e-mail addresses.

Thanks for the heads-up - I'll look up some mailto's to provide along with my tale of woe. (Al Quaeda, Al Jazeera, Moveon, etc.)

[billhilly]

Yeeehawww!

[Ax]

How about this one?

I used to have a job with the contractor that maintained the machine on the president's desk in the White House. That is the machine that controls the jobs in the U.S. Its meter goes from 0 (total unemployment) to 100 (full employment). (Doesn't EVERYONE know that Amendment XXI of the Constitution mandates the president to provide full employment?) The president can move the joystick a half inch or so, and 200,000 lose their jobs; move it a half inch the other way and we have a labor shortage. While working on the machine, I "accidentally" opened one of the files on the computer in the Oval Office and found a bunch of emails. These emails were written by President Bush. He sent them to his corporate buddies, ordering them to lay off a certain number of his employees and to make sure that they couldn't take their health benefits with them. He seemed to take a great deal of pleasure in their pain.

[erasmus605]

That's a keeper! LOL

[erasmus605]

"I cry alot and my testicles have shrunken and have been sucked up into my tummy. Am I the only Democrat this has happened to since the Selection of Bush?"

Democrats have testicles? I thought Hillary had them all in her lockbox.

[small voice in the wilderness]

I was forced to rob graves on weekends, just to make ends meet. It makes me sad to know that it's come to this. Stealing shoes off dead men in order to pay for my prescriptions. I fear for my future. I mean, I could be one of those being disturbed for my shoes one night. Please help before it's too late. My feet hurt, but I'm afraid to take off my shoes.

[Recovering_Democrat]

I'm going to send them a fake story. Just for fun.

[Recovering_Democrat]

I'd love to know what your job is...

[Recovering_Democrat]

Holy crap....that is brilliant. Did you make it up??

[Howlin]

This is the DNC theme song

[Bullish]

There's corn in my stool and it's Bush\Cheneys fault.

[Howlin]

But what about those of us that are much better off?

THEN WE SHOULD LET THEM KNOW THAT, TOO, EH????

Here we go:

Click the link below to tell us your story and we'll publish a compilation of the best ones on the web in a special report detailing the real state of America's working families.

Let them hear from us, too

We'll publish the stories anonymously and share them with Democratic leaders in Congress for use on the House and Senate floor during debates. Send your story today!

And be sure to click the link below to tell your friends or forward them this message!

BY ALL MEANS!

[mhking]

THEN WE SHOULD LET THEM KNOW THAT, TOO, EH????

Screw that. I ain't tellin' the DNC a damn thing. And quiet as it's kept, we on the whole, have no business doing so either.

Screw 'em.

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[Our man in washington]

Yep, it's my own work. Thanks!

Every now and then, I get inspired.

[Cultural Jihad]

Excellent!

[TomServo]

There's corn in my stool and it's Bush\Cheneys fault.

Damn! I told 'em I had cramps and diarrhea from eating too many vegetables and it was all Bush' fault. I left 'em the email addy as tednugent@catscratchfever.com..I hope they don't catch me...