Our 1st Quarter Freepathon is Underway! - Thread 6

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[Mo1]

Let's Cross The Finish Line

Thank You Freepers For All Your Support !!

[EdReform]

Stopping by to bump the thread before going to bed. It's been another fun FReepathon. Y'all are the best! I'll be back in the morning to check out the fireworks!

Hey Mo - Eagles Rock!

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[ValerieUSA]

You're so funny

[EdReform]

WOW, I slammed that funkle in 15 seconds! ;o)

(Sorry!)

[Gabz]

I knew it wouldn't last - but 15 seconds!!!

That's gotta be one for the record book!

[ValerieUSA]

also at Crawford

[Mo1]

You sounds like my father in law .. his hands are ALWAYS freezing

[Mo1]

Hey Mo - Eagles Rock!

IF they win the super bowl .. then I'll agree

They have a loooooong history of choking

[Gabz]

In the summer, the cold hands and feet are definite assets - in the winter I have to be real careful where I place either when I get into bed...hubby does not like the rude awakening.

[trussell]

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" said the lawyer.

Farmer Joe responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the..."

"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'"

Farmer Joe said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road..."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply anwer the question."

By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie."

Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her he took out his gun and put her out of her misery. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her - how are you feeling?'"

[Jim Robinson]

Latest incoming:

$100 from Mississippi
$100 from California
$20 from Never Never Land
$50 from Ohio
$10 from California

Thank you, Mississippi, California, Never Never Land, Ohio and California!!

[trussell]

More blonde moments!!

A blonde calls her boyfriend on the phone with a problem.

"What's the matter?" He asks.
"Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."

"What's the picture of?" he asks.
"It's of a big rooster", she replies.
"All right," he says, "I'll come over and have a look".

When he arrives, she thanks him for coming over and leads him over to the kitchen table where she has it laid out. He takes one look at what she's been struggling with and says,

"Oh, for heaven sake, put the cornflakes back in the box!!"

[Mo1]

Thank You Freepers
$100 from Mississippi
$100 from California
$20 from Never Never Land
$50 from Ohio
$10 from California

[Gabz]

Latest incoming:

$100 from Mississippi
$100 from California
$20 from Never Never Land
$50 from Ohio
$10 from California

Thank you, Mississippi, California, Never Never Land, Ohio and California!!

[Gabz]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know which one I like better - the mule or the rooster!!!!!!

[Fawnn]

Mississippi!!!
California!!!
Never Never Land!!!
Ohio!!!
California!!!

[Mo1]

Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her - how are you feeling?'"

LOL ..

[trussell]

More blonde moments!!

An airling captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip.

Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the creew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing.

He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!"

"You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?"

She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed... "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that say 'Do Not Disturb'!"

[Fawnn]

97% ! ! !

[Mo1]

FOFL!!! .. I vote for the roaster

[trussell]

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most. "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

They believed he practised black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.

He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions: Are you not worried? Concerned? Afraid? of this man who practised black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?

The wife put down her drink and said..."Let the old ba$tard dig. I had him buried upside down."