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1 posted on 01/09/2004 10:47:29 AM PST by Pikamax
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Just give me the Paulaner, Warstiener and Bitburg please.
2 posted on 01/09/2004 10:51:27 AM PST by mylife
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3 posted on 01/09/2004 10:51:32 AM PST by Support Free Republic (Hi Mom! Hi Dad!)
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To: Pikamax
But can it do the same age-reversal magic that regular beer accomplishes? I mean, the lady on the stool over there used to look 60 and ugly, now she's 25 and beautiful.
4 posted on 01/09/2004 10:54:49 AM PST by trebb
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Beer. Is there anything it can't do?
5 posted on 01/09/2004 10:57:47 AM PST by Spruce (Beer is God's way of telling us He loves us and wants us to be happy)
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6 posted on 01/09/2004 10:59:27 AM PST by Always Right
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a variation of Embalming fluid?
8 posted on 01/09/2004 11:11:54 AM PST by SolutionsOnly
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Only the Germans would search for the fountain of youth at the bottom of a keg.

O.K., maybe the Irish and a few of my highschool buddies would too.

Can't leave out my soldiers and buddies in the Army or the Flyboys and Jarheads we hang out with sometimes.

Come to think of it, it sound like a great idea, why didn't anyone think to look there sooner.

I'm thirsty.
10 posted on 01/09/2004 11:26:06 AM PST by raynearhood (PBR me ASAP)
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Deutschland Uber Alles!!
13 posted on 01/09/2004 11:37:35 AM PST by MorningCoffee
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What is the malted liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)
Can't get enough of it (Beer)
How we really love it (Beer)
Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer)
Got my belly up to here (Beer)
Golly, I adore it! (Beer)
Come on d***it, pour it!
Do it for me, brew it for me
Feed it to me, speed it to me (Beer)
The most wonderful drink in the world
HOORAY!!! (BURP!)
15 posted on 01/09/2004 11:41:29 AM PST by zx2dragon (I could never again be an angel... Innocence, once lost, can never be regained.)
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Beer is food.
16 posted on 01/09/2004 11:42:34 AM PST by ArrogantBustard
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Beer has food value.

Food has no beer value.

17 posted on 01/09/2004 11:44:22 AM PST by Billthedrill
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Who cares about anti-ageing. Take a vitamin if you're worried a might bit.

I'll take a pint of IPA, bartender.

21 posted on 01/09/2004 11:51:41 AM PST by Visalia
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So a young beer now never become ripe, full bodied beer? Krap.
24 posted on 01/09/2004 11:56:57 AM PST by RussianConservative (Xristos: the Light of the World)
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Mmmmmm... beer.
27 posted on 01/09/2004 12:00:54 PM PST by humblegunner (Got Mental Health Insurance?)
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"It tastes like beer more than it tastes like anything else," the spokesman told Reuters.

DUH! What else is it supposed to taste like?

"It tastes like (Add your own word)___________________ more than it tastes like anything else," the spokesman told Reuters.

29 posted on 01/09/2004 12:04:03 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Some people just can't take a joke!)
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Actually, the Reinheitsgebot specified only barley, hops and water. They didn't know about yeast back then.
34 posted on 01/09/2004 12:35:23 PM PST by B Knotts (Go 'Nucks!)
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"It tastes like beer more than it tastes like anything else," the spokesman told Reuters.

Hmmmmm...
I don't think that slogan is gonna sell very well..
But maybe the commercials will have some sexy babes drinking the stuff.

38 posted on 01/09/2004 12:47:52 PM PST by Willie Green (Go Pat Go!!!)
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German Ping...
40 posted on 01/09/2004 12:54:17 PM PST by STFrancis
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a beer containing vitamins and minerals it says are designed to slow the ageing process.

I'd rather just chase down vitamin pills with my favorite brew.

49 posted on 01/12/2004 10:34:44 AM PST by Mr. Mojo
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51 posted on 01/12/2004 10:43:46 AM PST by bmwcyle (Monica's Mom "Trust but keep verification in the closet")
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