Our 1st Quarter Freepathon is Underway! - Thread 3

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[Coop]

Thread 2

[Brad’s Gramma]

I'm not sure. But once YOU AND GRAMPS AND BRAD AND I arrive at Gabz's house, we'll find out!

Anyone else going too????

[Mo1]

. I think we'll bring the boy along too, OK?

Hey .. I can read to him to and bore him to tears

I'm on a roll doing that tonight ;0)

[Brad’s Gramma]

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA


OK. We'll have to bring him to BOTH houses. Do you think he should eat first at Gabz's or be bored to death at yours?

SUCH DECISIONS!!!!!!

[NormsRevenge]

Feeeeling Frisky?

[Brad’s Gramma]

Norm! This is a public forum! How CAN you?

[Darksheare]

Sounds like a plan.
Then I can tell one of my short stories and...
On second thought, no.
None of my stories.
Nightmares for a week.
Just ask Mo1..

[Brad’s Gramma]

You scared MO? Shame, shame, shame.

[NormsRevenge]

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[Brad’s Gramma]

How we will order pizza in 2010....

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."

Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order."

Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610."

Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302, and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?"

Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."

Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas..."

Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

Customer: "Darn. What do you recommend, then?"

Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it."

Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then. What's the damage?"

Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, sir.

The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99."

Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit."

Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here."

Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn."

Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?"

Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick'em up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."

Customer: "How the heck do you know I'm riding a bike?"

Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that you'd be using it."

Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"

Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."

Customer: (Speechless)

Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

Customer: "No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics."

[Darksheare]

YUp.
With my short stories and such..

[Darksheare]

That sounds all to real actually.

[cyn]

BUMP for Jim's place!

[Jim Robinson]

Thank you, Mike-o-Matic!!

$50 from New Hampshire
$100 from South Carolina
$10 from Wisconsin

Thank you New Hampshire, South Carolina and Wisconsin!!

[Gabz]

I wish she would spend more time day-dreaming.

27 minutes to write 7 sentences...............

It's been a long evening.

[BlueAngel]

Mo1, I'm trying to donate but I can't get into the system. I never had this problem donating before.

It comes up saying "your receiver could not establish encrypted communications with this requested site".

I do have webtv and not a computer but as I said, all the other times there was never a problem donating.

Thanks.

[cyn]

Oh, good, FL is looking better there.

[Mo1]

I do have webtv and not a computer but as I said, all the other times there was never a problem donating.

If I recall some where experiencing this problem

Hey Jim .. Can ya help out here

[Gabz]

Bad Gabz......

Dinner was fish sticks and french fries - out of a frozen bag and tossed in the oven - oh - and cole slaw.
If I could have gotten my dang car to start earlier or my husband had called me on his way home I would have fixed a decent meal.

OTOH I occassionally like fish sticks and fries!!!

[Gabz]

Thank you, Mike-o-Matic!!

$50 from New Hampshire
$100 from South Carolina
$10 from Wisconsin

Thank you New Hampshire, South Carolina and Wisconsin!!

[Jim Robinson]

I think John is still working on the WebTV problem. There are some campatablity problems.
Jim