Same troll. Zot: What will be the top headlines on January 1, 2005?

[help me help me]

My personal choices:

"Rush Limbaugh Raped in Prison"

"George Bush Despondent After Howard Dean Landslide"

"America Gleeful About a New Democratic Congress"

[LowOiL]

Get a life Sir...

[timpad]

I like this pic of Sheen better...

[SICSEMPERTYRANNUS]

Who's got the holy hand grenade of Antioch?

[timpad]

TROLLIES DON'T SURF!

[Teacher317]

More like:

1) "Hussein given life in prison without parole by Iraqi tribunal"

2) "Bush re-elected 54-44%, highest percentage by any candidate in 16 years"
(IIRC, Reagan got 58% in 1984, with only Nixon getting a higher percentage in the past 30 years)

3) "GOP adds 2 Seante and 6 House seats, continuing the recent trends"

4) "Marriage Amendment barely fails in the Senate."

5) "Two SCOTUS retirments throw Congress into unprecedented bipartisan battle"

[Clara Lou]

"America Gleeful About a New Democratic Congress"
In your dreams, and only in your dreams.

[timpad]

One, two, FIVE!

[MEG33]

You are going to be grounded,once your parents get home!

[timpad]

And Saint Atilla raised the hand grenade on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enimies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

And the lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and..

"skip a bit brother"

And the lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughy in my sight, shall snuff it.

[Danette]

Is this that bozo, idiotic, nut case, Howard Dean again?

[SICSEMPERTYRANNUS]

Thanks I was wondering where it was.

[Mel Gibson]

Headline:

"Last Liberal alive placed in San Diego Zoo"

[JoJo Gunn]

[luvbach1]

Captured Bin Laden Lieutenant Confirms Terror Leader Has Been Dead For Months

[Bella]

Troll is hung over from too much last nite and was needing help big time! We should have assisted, don't you think..

[luvbach1]

Sees camera, wipes away "tears" lol

[trussell]

Thanks for the heads up. I rarely make it to these early enough to play with the trolls. : (

[JenB]

Zotting is the best cure for a troll hangover.

[lonestar]

You're beyond help, and hopelessly lost.

Way ahead of himself, too. Doesn't even know what day it is.

[small voice in the wilderness]

LOL! We could lure them out with cheese. Or just seal up the damn hole and let 'em consume each other.