One, two, FIVE!
One, two, FIVE!
And Saint Atilla raised the hand grenade on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enimies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.
And the lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and..
"skip a bit brother"
And the lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughy in my sight, shall snuff it.