To: bradactor
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells,
Robin laid and egg,
The Bat-mobile lost a wheel,
and the Joker got away.
-Traditional Children's parody, circa 1970
3 posted on
12/21/2003 12:06:34 PM PST by
Diverdogz
To: Diverdogz
When I was a kid, we had the following parody of Jingle Bells:
Jingle Bells, Santa smells
Rudolph ran away,
Oh what fun it is to ride,
In a beat-up Chevrolet
circa 1975
5 posted on
12/21/2003 12:36:58 PM PST by
SamAdams76
(Merry Christmas!)
To: Diverdogz
Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
I went to IGA to get some Christmas cheer.
I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.
Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.
I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.
Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.
People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!
I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,
Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusttttttttty Chevroooooooleeeeeet!
7 posted on
12/21/2003 1:30:28 PM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Prancer II: Pass the Mashed Potatoes and Gravy. - Delicious! A Holiday Movie for the whole family!)
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