To: Diverdogz
When I was a kid, we had the following parody of Jingle Bells:
Jingle Bells, Santa smells
Rudolph ran away,
Oh what fun it is to ride,
In a beat-up Chevrolet
circa 1975
5 posted on
12/21/2003 12:36:58 PM PST by
SamAdams76
(Merry Christmas!)
To: SamAdams76
Good one. Brings back memories.
Here's one I just found on the web:
Dashing through the mall...
On a late December day,
Through the $tores we go
Charging all the way...
Ching ... Ching ... Ching ...
Bell$ on register$ ring
Making checkbook$ light,
Oh, what fun it is to buy up
Everything in $ight!
Ching ... Ching ... Ching ...
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
The kids all yell and scream
To us it sounds like anarchy
But to them it's harmony-HEY!
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
The children tipped the tree
Antique ornaments smashed to bits
The kids each say "not me"
Dad goes to work each day
Engineering things for flight
But his real job is at home
Refereeing little fights
Mom drives the kids around
In an ancient Caravan
Karate, swimming, children's choir
Espresso in her hand-HEY!
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Our wish to you is that you have
A... Happy... Holi-dayyyyyyyyy.
6 posted on
12/21/2003 1:17:13 PM PST by
Diverdogz
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