[TomB]

Phillip Adams's column will return in the new year

Too bad.

[Twenty Muleteam Borax]

Saddam the bloke.

[Falcon4.0]

"Or even a clone?"

I think this also qualifies for a "Tin Foil Hat Alert".

[4CJ]

Years ago, hand on heart while gazing at a portrait of my patron saint, Bertrand Russell,

BWAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha!

[TheBigB]

because, as everyone knows, Al Gore really won the election

Can't we just all move on? :)

[Kay Soze]

[Kirkwood]

Crikey!

[KellyAdmirer]

Why should anyone care who an Australian thinks "really" won a United States election? He should go mind his own business.

[niteowl77]

Michael Moore, one of the regime's trenchant critics

So much crap, so little time...

[M1Tanker]

I'd write something, arguing every point with the author of this article and how all he writes about Bush and conservatism is a lie. I'd write how his politiclal leanings only support the rise of national socialism in the world (read my tagline). I'd write that he's just another evil, wicked little minion of the evil Leftists, like those on the DU forums. I'd write that he was probably all for Operation Desert Fox when Clinton was in charge, but can't seem to remember 12 years of diplomacy and several inspections that found enough NBC weapons to vaporize/infect/and perhaps even decimate 100s of millions of people (weapons which are now missing).

I'd tell him this, but he wouldn't listen. He loves our enemies not for who they are, but because they ARE our enemies. In his twisted little dark world, the USA is the source of all evil, not the only hope for peace and freedom left in an increasingly insane world. he won't listen, and I am getting tired of having to reapeat what should be obvious truths to rational people.

[bayourod]

The turkey was not brought by Bush. The turkey was real. It simply hadn't been presliced and put into serving trays as had the other turkeys. Yes it was beautifully arraigned as a center piece and would have probably found its way to the officers' mess afterwords, but it was not plastic.

[larryav8r]

And this is why seeing will never be believing with this crowd. Do not confuse them with the facts folks, they've made up their minds.

[sarasota]

Note to Adams: your attempt at humor misses the mark. You've been drinking too many Fosters.

[CSM]

Adams, Australian for Stupid!

[Free_at_last_-2001]

Phillip Adams's column will return in the new year - Alas his brain will not!

[nhbob1]

Michael Moore, one of the regime's trenchant critics, put it well in an open letter to his President: "The fake honey glaze on that fake bird wasn't much different from the fake honey glaze that covers this war. And the fake stuffing in the fake bird was just the right symbol for our country during these times. America loves fake honey glaze. It loves to be stuffed, and damn it, you knew that."

Judging from the looks of him, Michael Moore knows all about honey glaze and stuffing!

[Kiss Me Hardy]

The cream of Australian blogdom, Tim Blair and Professor Bunyip are already up this guy and his column like rats up a drain:

http://timblair.spleenville.com/archives/005402.php

http://bunyip.blogspot.com/2003_12_14_bunyip_archive.html#107151325628701930

[nothingnew]

Which brings us back to Hussein. I'm not convinced. The bloke they pulled out of that hole looked more like Willie Nelson.

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.

What an ass.

FMCDH

[Billthedrill]

Unintentionally funny - the best this poor sap can do to denigrate the capture of one of the worst murdering despots in recent history is to compare him to a prop turkey and then manage to get all the details wrong. It's humor all right, but not the kind the author was trying for.

[tubebender]

You never told me about...Chook???

[Cobra64]

"Right up there with the carefully stage-managed landing of the Commander in Chief on the deck of that US carrier, wearing his really sexy, Right Stuff jet pilot's uniform."

I thought it was called a 'flight suit.'