[Valin]

In the interest of protecting Canteen members from acquiring Head Lice from invasive filthy predator animals, close crop hair cuts will be required for all posters.


Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

[Calpernia]

Now you just keep that nasty ole lice away from my hair!