[Senator Pardek]

And my personal opinion about Jack Ruby is that he was paid to kill Oswald.

OK - everyone relax. Think about the circumstances of Oswald's murder - how much $$$ would you take to do that, knowing you'd never see a penny?

I've been offered $50,000 to jump into a volcano - wish me luck!

[Diddle E. Squat]

Yeah, that's always been the flaw in that theory, unless Ruby had a wife and kids that would be taken care of if he sacrificed himself to off Oswald(versus the alternative of the mob would knock him off and leave them with debts. 'Offer he can't refuse kinda' stuff.), but I have no idea what his family life was.

[NYC GOP Chick]

I've been offered $50,000 to jump into a volcano - wish me luck!

You'll need some of this:

[ambrose]

Actually, it wouldn't be unreasonable to expect a short prison sentence or even jury nullification for killing the president's assassin.

[Abcdefg]

Don't do it! It's a trick!

[eddie willers]

I've been offered $50,000 to jump into a volcano

What are you crazy?!
Hold out for $100,000.

[The Duke]

I've been offered $50,000 to jump into a volcano - wish me luck!

Sounds like "brain cloud" time to me!

[LandofLincoln]

You are in debt to the mob for what was enough money to get you killed. The mob says that if you hit this Oswald guy, we will let you live. No jury will convict you for killing the NUT who killed JFK, you'll be out in six months, with your life intact, you'll be a hero ... Oh! and you do not owe us that money anymore. Remember one thing Jack, if you talk you die.

Now Mr. Senator, if you think that is a fairy tale, come to Chicago and I'll show you around town.