[Slings and Arrows]

Let's go after the damned spammers next. Legislation's useless - a $15 per ear bounty should tidy things up.

I respectfully disagree - for that pittance, I'd keep them as trophies.

This leads to another idea: Make killing a spammer a petty misdemenor punishable by a $10 fine. The spammers would would be kept under control, and the revenue generated could go towards a worthwhile cause - euthanizing unemployable ex-telemarketers.

[Elsie]

Would you all sign off!

I'm tryin' to CALL you!!!!