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Reuters ^ | Nov. 7, 2003

[sd-joe]

If I can pull on my ears hard enough, I can fly.

[Damocles]

If I close my eyes and think happy thoughts maybe the Great Satan will disappear...

[Sloth]

After climbing the tallest minaret in Baghdad, Mohammed Kong pauses to pray before batting the puny aircraft out of the sky.

[funkywbr]

There are no Americans in Iraq, there are no Americans in Iraq!~}

[sheik yerbouty]

"Virgins be ready! I'm about to explode!"

[bullseye1911]

Oh my brain itches, Ahhhh, that's the ticket!

[Charles Henrickson]

"I can't HEAR you! LA LA LA LA LA!!!!!"

[tractorman]

"Allah damn that chopper's noisy!"

[nuffsenuff]

"I knew I should have put two hairpins right here this morning... wait, when was the last time I took this thing off? Oh yeah. Last week. I knew I should have put two hairpins right here last week."

[Qwinn]

"Damn turban... can't.. make it... fit on... my fat head... gah!"

[sarge4]

Uh, oh, My headsets not working right. I can't hardly hear you Teddy K. there's a noisy helicopter flying over.. oh well anyway whats the plan man? What should we do next pal?

[calljack]

There's no place like home.
There's no place like home.

[AppyPappy]

"I have closed my eyes. Now the foolish American pigdogs cannot find me".

[Livy]

I've got good news.

You're related to Saddam Hussein and my Apache just blew up your family, fortune and future.

*asks* That's the good news?

No, I just saved a bunch of money on my Apache insurance by switching to Geico.

[JoeSixPack1]

While channeling brain impulses through his elbows, a mideasterner attempts remote helicopter control.

Although not widely accepted as fact, 7th century science has discovered a positive link between the brain and both elbows.

Dr. Akmed, pictured above, displays the tecnic of ear-repressible elbow channeling designed to test this hypothesis.

[exit82]

"I hate when the American double spoon missile hits my armpits!"

[facedown]

La la la la. I'm not listening to Jeffrey.

[xzins]

And Giant Imam said, "What's this buzzing in my ear?"

[Qwinn]

"Gah... I know Saddam asked me to hide his WMD in this turban, but you'd think he could've made it a little bigger so it wouldn't be so -tight-..."

Qwinn