1 posted on
11/07/2003 6:44:21 AM PST by
Alouette
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To: Alouette
If I can pull on my ears hard enough, I can fly.
2 posted on
11/07/2003 6:45:45 AM PST by
sd-joe
To: Alouette
If I close my eyes and think happy thoughts maybe the Great Satan will disappear...
3 posted on
11/07/2003 6:45:56 AM PST by
Damocles
(sword of...)
To: Alouette
After climbing the tallest minaret in Baghdad, Mohammed Kong pauses to pray before batting the puny aircraft out of the sky.
4 posted on
11/07/2003 6:49:22 AM PST by
Sloth
("I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" -- Jacobim Mugatu, 'Zoolander')
To: Alouette
There are no Americans in Iraq, there are no Americans in Iraq!~}
5 posted on
11/07/2003 6:49:32 AM PST by
funkywbr
To: Alouette
"Virgins be ready! I'm about to explode!"
To: Alouette
Oh my brain itches, Ahhhh, that's the ticket!
To: Alouette
"I can't HEAR you! LA LA LA LA LA!!!!!"
To: Alouette
"Allah damn that chopper's noisy!"
9 posted on
11/07/2003 6:52:47 AM PST by
tractorman
(9 out of 10 criminals oppose concealed carry laws)
To: Alouette
"I knew I should have put two hairpins right here this morning... wait, when was the last time I took this thing off? Oh yeah. Last week. I knew I should have put two hairpins right here last week."
To: Alouette
"Damn turban... can't.. make it... fit on... my fat head... gah!"
11 posted on
11/07/2003 6:56:08 AM PST by
Qwinn
To: Alouette
Uh, oh, My headsets not working right. I can't hardly hear you Teddy K. there's a noisy helicopter flying over.. oh well anyway whats the plan man? What should we do next pal?
12 posted on
11/07/2003 6:56:44 AM PST by
sarge4
To: Alouette
There's no place like home.
There's no place like home.
13 posted on
11/07/2003 6:57:06 AM PST by
calljack
(Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.)
To: Alouette
"I have closed my eyes. Now the foolish American pigdogs cannot find me".
14 posted on
11/07/2003 6:59:04 AM PST by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: Alouette
I've got good news. You're related to Saddam Hussein and my Apache just blew up your family, fortune and future.
*asks* That's the good news?
No, I just saved a bunch of money on my Apache insurance by switching to Geico.
15 posted on
11/07/2003 7:00:13 AM PST by
Livy
To: Alouette
While channeling brain impulses through his elbows, a mideasterner attempts remote helicopter control.
Although not widely accepted as fact, 7th century science has discovered a positive link between the brain and both elbows.
Dr. Akmed, pictured above, displays the tecnic of ear-repressible elbow channeling designed to test this hypothesis.
16 posted on
11/07/2003 7:00:30 AM PST by
JoeSixPack1
(POW/MIA Bring 'em Home, Or Send us Back!! Semper Fi)
To: Alouette
"I hate when the American double spoon missile hits my armpits!"
17 posted on
11/07/2003 7:01:07 AM PST by
exit82
(Sound off to your elected reps in DC: Capitol switchboard toll free number 1-800-648-3516.)
To: Alouette
La la la la. I'm not listening to Jeffrey.
18 posted on
11/07/2003 7:02:36 AM PST by
facedown
(Armed in the Heartland)
To: Alouette
And Giant Imam said, "What's this buzzing in my ear?"
19 posted on
11/07/2003 7:06:44 AM PST by
xzins
(Proud to be Army!)
To: Alouette
"Gah... I know Saddam asked me to hide his WMD in this turban, but you'd think he could've made it a little bigger so it wouldn't be so -tight-..."
Qwinn
20 posted on
11/07/2003 7:07:26 AM PST by
Qwinn
To: Alouette
21 posted on
11/07/2003 7:23:28 AM PST by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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