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To: Hacksaw
What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?

A hooker stops screwing you after you die.
54 posted on 10/31/2003 12:56:02 PM PST by M. Peach (eschew obsfucation)
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To: M. Peach
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
59 posted on 10/31/2003 12:59:46 PM PST by No Blue States
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To: M. Peach
Seen on a T-shirt:

"Talk is cheap....................until you talk to a lawyer!"

96 posted on 10/31/2003 1:52:27 PM PST by marshmallow
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