[No Blue States]

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

[aristeides]

Lawyer in stable condition in hospital. Shooter said to have said, "That's what he gets for taking my money."

[M. Peach]

A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be a loud "thud," and then he would swerve back on the road.

As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitchhiking; he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road.

"I'll give you a lift."

The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. At the last minute, he remembered he had a priest in the truck and swerved back onto the road. Even though he knew he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "thud."

Unsure of where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors. When he didn't see anything, so he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit a lawyer."

The priest replied, "That's okay, I got him with the door."

[TYVets]

The Shooter is going to get rich!

He will sue for defective ammo, a gun that doesn't shoot straight, defective sights, the lawyer who didn't stand still, Johnny Appleseed and others.

Hear the rumble of the stampede of lawyers who want to get a percentage?