Norm said "But don't get the wrong idea! Michael is still a homosexual pedophile."
Another time, he was reporting the 'best jobs' according to some industry survey -- stuff like systems analyst & college administrator, or what have you, then he revealed the worst job on the list: "Crack whore." The next year he did the same bit again, saying that a new job had displaced crack whore from the 'worst job' designation: "Assistant crack whore."
'Duh! Because I killed their mother!' "