[Chunga]

"O.J. Simpson did not spend Mothers Day with his children. When asked about it he replied,

'Duh! Because I killed their mother!' "

[Chunga]

"In Washington State, elementary school teacher Mary Kay LeTourneau pleaded guilty to having sex with a sixth-grade student.... LeTourneau has been branded a sex offender, or as the kids refer to her, 'the greatest teacher of all time.'"