[TexasCowboy]

"I'm trying to talk Tim into it."

Well, Spookie, I don't really see that you have any choice.
You've got to divorce Tim and marry me. You don't have any other options!

Uhhhh.......you do have a pre-nuptial agreement that you get everything he has......right?
You're going to be wealthy...right?
You do like to clean fish and guns......right?
You love to work ten hours a day, fix an eight course meal in the evening and clean the house and do the laundry before you go to bed....right?
Oh, yeah! We'll get along great!

[SpookBrat]

Divorce Tim and marry you? Only if you can make me laugh harder than he can. If you can do that, I'll consider it. LOL Just kidding. That's a terrible thing to joke about, plus I would never make sure all the laundry is done before bed time. I would make you sit and help fold white socks. Our marriage would be doomed from the beginning.