Divorce Tim and marry you? Only if you can make me laugh harder than he can. If you can do that, I'll consider it. LOL Just kidding. That's a terrible thing to joke about, plus I would never make sure all the laundry is done before bed time. I would make you sit and help fold white socks. Our marriage would be doomed from the beginning.
"I would make you sit and help fold white socks." Uh, oh!!
I see a problem sticking out already, and we haven't even met!
I like my socks ironed and hung up straight so they won't wrinkle.
Also, I like to have each pair labeled with a magic marker in letters 1/2 inch high: "Right" and "Left".
That saves me a lot of confusion when I start to put them on.