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How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb?
Posted on 10/23/2003 10:26:08 AM PDT by Sir Gawain
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To: new cruelty
Whoops, sorry... you already set us up the bomb!
It's sad that your wife doesn't appreciate little spidey-guy, but I can sympathize... my hubby doesn't appreciate fine art either ;-)
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posted on
10/23/2003 12:08:55 PM PDT
by
Tamzee
(...This tagline has been tested on animals.)
To: Catspaw; Lazamataz
Lazamataz is a more entertaining form of warped.
To: katnip
Did you say Southern Lights?
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posted on
10/23/2003 12:10:28 PM PDT
by
Howlin
To: deport
See 190.
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posted on
10/23/2003 12:11:02 PM PDT
by
Howlin
To: Heyworth
It's well known that the Civil War was caused by the evil Abe Lincoln's unconstitutional attempt to put a tariff on light bulbs. And what's more, the Confederacy won the Battle of Spotlight/Sylvania.
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posted on
10/23/2003 12:11:29 PM PDT
by
TrappedInLiberalHell
(Hillary walks into a bar. Let's hope it leaves a nice bump on her forehead.)
To: Heyworth
It's well known that the Civil War was caused by the evil Abe Lincoln's unconstitutional attempt to put a tariff on light bulbs.States' lights! States' lights!
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posted on
10/23/2003 12:11:42 PM PDT
by
Howlin
To: TASMANIANRED
BTW, that was a good one!
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posted on
10/23/2003 12:12:23 PM PDT
by
Howlin
To: BureaucratusMaximus
I resemble that location!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Shaking in Atlanta after AL earthquake...)
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posted on
10/23/2003 12:13:53 PM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only support FR by donating monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: Heyworth
It's well known that the Civil War was caused by the evil Abe Lincoln's unconstitutional attempt to put a tariff on light bulbs.
My ancestors in challenge to this opressive, unlawful yankee tax threw all the lightbulbs in the river. Called him a carpetbagger , sipped some righteous burbon sitting on the veranda and It was good.
To: Poohbah
And yet another FReeper complaining about violation of the "Ann Coulter Rule."
To: Sir Gawain
Some of us know that the light bulb is not what it pretends to be
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posted on
10/23/2003 12:15:06 PM PDT
by
woofie
(I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa ...not screaming, like the passengers in his car)
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To: honeygrl; Lazamataz
1 FReeper to post a delightfully pithy and highly hilarious comment...
...without even having to read the article. ;)
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posted on
10/23/2003 12:15:55 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Remember ladies...spandex is a privilege, not a right.)
To: TASMANIANRED
And the reconstructionists promised all the emancipated black-light bulbs 'Forty watts and a fixture!'
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posted on
10/23/2003 12:15:58 PM PDT
by
TrappedInLiberalHell
(Hillary walks into a bar. Let's hope it leaves a nice bump on her forehead.)
To: Sir Gawain
All your light bulbs are belong to us.
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posted on
10/23/2003 12:16:06 PM PDT
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tet68
(multiculturalism is an ideological academic fantasy maintained in obvious bad faith. M. Thompson)
To: Sir Gawain; dighton; aculeus; general_re; L,TOWM; Constitution Day; Thinkin' Gal
You forgot about the bunch of us who always have one initial response ...
"A light bülb ønce bit mi sistær."
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posted on
10/23/2003 12:16:57 PM PDT
by
BlueLancer
(Der Elite Møøsenspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
To: TrappedInLiberalHell
It wasn't called spotSYLVANIA Lighthouse for nothing.
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
"(Shaking in Atlanta after AL earthquake...) "
Is that serious or in jest? My hubby is driving to Alabama with the toddler right now (to visit in laws in Alabama) and is likely driving on the other side of Atlanta right now.
To: eabinga
You're kidding, right!!!!!
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posted on
10/23/2003 12:17:45 PM PDT
by
katnip
(It is when a people forget God that tyrants forge their chains)
To: katnip
Hmmmm.......looks like the Viking Kitty "turned that one off."
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posted on
10/23/2003 12:18:44 PM PDT
by
Howlin
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