[2ndDivisionVet]

Sad trombone noise.

[sparklite2]

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Elizabeth Warren Takes a DNA test

“Ms Warren, we have the results of your DNA test.”
“How much aboriginal ancestry do I have?”
“Well, there is good news and bad news.”
“What’s the bad news?”
“There’s no Indian blood. You are 20 percent Irish, 33 percent German, 47 percent Roma gypsy. You are hot-headed, bent on world domination, and completely untrustworthy.”
“Damn. What’s the good news?”
“You’re in the correct line of work.”

[Radix]

’...the Boston Globe, a reputable journalistic outlet, ”

Ha ha.

[mylife]

Hey Katie, beer me.

[usconservative]

Elizabeth Warren would have made an excellent president.

Fake-a-hontas as President?! ROFL!!! No need to read any further my friends. That's the opening line and it's a show-stopper! LMFAO!!

[McGruff]

Paleface speak with forked tongue.

[yuleeyahoo]

Great piece. It took me a while to read as I was laughing so hard I had to frequently stop and compose myself before I could continue.

[StAnDeliver]

"all but one of the 31 said those claims were not discussed as part of her hire"

HurtsHog quotes the Boston Globe profusely without noting that "all but one" of these lawyers said Fuahkahumpus claims to be heap chief big squaw were not discussed ... so this one lawyer was just talking to himself among 30 other colleagues? What a bunch of bullshit. Lemme tell you about lawyers, HurtsHog -- lawyers like to talk, and they like to lie about what they talk about.

[rlmorel]

"...Elizabeth Warren would have made an excellent president..."

Yeah. If you enjoy a Venezuelan Style Economy.

The delusion is strong with these people.

[okie 54]

Warren might make an excellent president for Zimbabwee

[StAnDeliver]

Face like a bag of hammers.

Man hands too. Yeah, she's a short bus special all the way, Fugly inside and out. :

"35-year-old, North Carolina native, who enjoys mushroom hunting, and public radio. Those are the only two things—and weed, I like weed, too." Those are five things, roastie.

"I’ve also been taking muscle relaxers"

One guess who lives in her pencil head rent-free? "and you do not wake up rested when you’re having dreams about Donald Trump."

And finally, another can't-live-with-reality-choom-gang-wannabe... "I find that smoking copious amounts of marijuana is helpful for living with yourself."

[exDemMom]

(and if you think dozens of lawyers would lie on the record to save a colleague's reputation, you don't know dozens of lawyers)

Don’t lawyers lie on the record all the time? Seems to me that one could find 31 lying lawyers in a very short time, just by looking up defense attorneys or prosecutors (at least one of them is lying during any criminal proceeding). And what about those ambulance chasers?

Well, the writer of this drivel thinks he has an audience of very low IQ, I suppose. Anyone with any intelligence has no trouble seeing the multiple falsehoods composing this fiction.

[dead]

She's a solid progressive—and not the totalitarian kind.

There is only one kind of leftist - any non-totalitarian inconsistencies will be rectified as they accumulate more power.

[\/\/ayne]

What a liar Katie Herzog is for pretending Harvard Law Professors “wouldn’t lie.”

[Pravious]

“...spray-tanned ogre...”

Orange man bad!
Orange man bad!

[newzjunkey]

This tells me all I need to know about “identity politics.” If my mother had been Cherokee than I would be half Cherokee. That’s SCIENCE. Doesn’t mean I would claim to be a member of the tribe, but it would accurately describe my ancestry. Who are Cherokee to decide who is and who is not in a world where I can decide my gender pronoun is “tree bark” and you better well address me correctly!?

The Left are sophists, not sophisticates.

[euram]

“...the spray-tanned ogre currently occupying the Oval Office.”

No bias here.

[DaxtonBrown]

“Elizabeth Warren would have made an excellent president. “

who needs SNL?

[TalBlack]

If Warren is so talented why did she need to lie about her ethnicity to adance in her career?

[VRW Conspirator]

Katie Herzog,

You perpetuate evil with your lies.

Elizabeth Warren would have made an excellent president.

You are not stupid, so you must be wicked. You are a socialist but what any "good" socialist wants is to control other people all in the name of serving and protecting.

[Chode]

OK, i can't tell...