[2ndDivisionVet]

Abby Johnston is a graduate student at the Missouri School of Journalism and intern at DecodeDC.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Because we already have had a Clinton running for president. That is why George W Bush was known as Dubya, so as not to confuse him with his dad.

Next silly question from the graduate student?

[miss marmelstein]

The media doesn’t do that because if they did it would humanize Cruz and Paul. It was Hillary herself who used her first name on her advertising back in ‘08. Like she was Cher or something...

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

And who is supposed to give a crap?

[Uncle Miltie]

Just call her “Clinton”.

She earned it.

[WKUHilltopper]

Ted and Rand’s Excellent Adventure

[Doogle]

..because it doesn’t fit in with the selective rage theorum

[chajin]

Because “Ted” means Ted Kennedy, and “Rand” means Ayn Rand...

[Flag_This]

Gee, I don't know why we call her that...

p.s. That's not what I call her.

[dainbramaged]

I prefer Arkansas pigmonster.

[Paine in the Neck]

And don't call her 'Hillary'.

[thorvaldr]

So even though all her campaign material calls her Hillary on purpose in an attempt to make her seem less arrogant and elitist, it’s still sexist to call her that? The reason Ted and Rand are not routinely referred to by there first names is because they don’t consistently and persistently refer to themselves by their first names in their literature.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

I cannot believe this freakin’ bitch with her 9 gabillion scandals, one as frequently as only a few weeks ago with the 30,000 deleted emails, is seriously being considered for POTUS. It really goes to show how incredibly effed up the left is, it really does. I mean let’s not even talk about the scandals, what has she done other than cash in? She’s accomplished absolutely nothing in her professional life other than get elected and defend rapists including her husband. Other than that, every job she’s ever held she massively screwed up.

[peyton randolph]

But it wouldn’t be sexist or patriarchal to use her father’s surname (Rodham) or her husband’s surname (Clinton)?

These womyn defy logic.

[Billthedrill]

Uh...because that’s how she markets herself? Stupid question.

[Argus]

So why is her official campaign logo a stylized H?

[biggredd1]

...and why not call hillary’s toypal Humma, humma wiener.

[Kickass Conservative]

Yeah, I’d rather call Ted Cruz “President Cruz”.

[Snickering Hound]

[American Constitutionalist]

It’s not : Hash Tag campaign 2016

No, no, no....

It’s : HAG TAG OR NAG TAG campaign 2016....

[FlingWingFlyer]

Don’t look at me. I don’t call her Hillary, I call her Slick Willie’s wife.