In yet another of those great ironies of the current conflict, Chirac declares "war on tobacco"...
To: missycocopuffs
Well, that's probably the only battle he can win.
2 posted on
03/24/2003 8:58:10 AM PST by
stanz
To: missycocopuffs
Have they surrendered yet?
3 posted on
03/24/2003 8:58:47 AM PST by
Spruce
To: missycocopuffs
This just in: French government surrenders to invading cartons of cigarettes! Cigarettes promise the people of Paris will be treated humanely.
6 posted on
03/24/2003 9:01:56 AM PST by
jpl
To: missycocopuffs
In yet another of those great ironies of the current conflict, Chirac declares "war on tobacco"...... without UN authorization. I am shocked, saddened, bothered, bewildered, and gobsmacked.
7 posted on
03/24/2003 9:05:45 AM PST by
dighton
(Amen-Corner Hatchet Team, Nasty Little Clique)
To: missycocopuffs
Jacques Chirac declare la guerre au tabac (Chirac declares war on tobacco)Breaking News - Paris, March 2004 - French Surgeon General Hans Blix announced that Paris was free of all tobacco smoking, but inspections would continue.
After personally inspecting a local bistro, Blix declared that the establishment was in compliance with the anti-tobacco resolution from Jacques Chirac. He then muttered something about how his clothing reeked and then was driven off in his limo, which had been parked in front of a tobacco shop.
8 posted on
03/24/2003 9:06:15 AM PST by
dirtboy
(Render yourself invisible to the media - attend a Rally for America today!)
To: missycocopuffs
War on tobacco: the last refuge of a scoundrel...
9 posted on
03/24/2003 9:06:17 AM PST by
TheSpottedOwl
(America...love it or leave it. Canada is due north-Mexico is directly south...start walking.)
To: missycocopuffs
Ithoughthe changed his name to Jaques Iraq.
10 posted on
03/24/2003 9:07:20 AM PST by
Eazy-E
To: missycocopuffs
NEWS ITEM - Member of the elite French anti-tobacco commandos on patrol in central Paris.
18 posted on
03/24/2003 9:38:53 AM PST by
SquirrelKing
("War is not nice." - Barbara Bush (W.T. Sherman in pearls.)
To: missycocopuffs
I want a UN resolution first.
20 posted on
03/24/2003 9:43:26 AM PST by
putupon
To: missycocopuffs
...I have smoking, but I'd put my bet on Joe Camel.
To: SheLion; Max McGarrity; Gabz; *puff_list
LOL Puff
25 posted on
03/24/2003 9:48:45 AM PST by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: missycocopuffs
Jacques Chirac declare la guerre au tabac (Chirac declares war on tobacco)
A natural progression for a Vichy France Prime Minister...
to follow in the footsteps of the anti-tobacco vegetarian Adolph Hitler.
28 posted on
03/24/2003 10:09:28 AM PST by
VOA
To: missycocopuffs
He'll lose...
29 posted on
03/24/2003 10:10:14 AM PST by
ApesForEvolution
(Yes, let us allow the economies of gerdung, frunk, mexiztlan, chirushcom and canadastan to wither...)
To: missycocopuffs
COMPIEGNE, March 25 (API) - The French Government today surrendered unconditionally to the CEO of R.J. Reynolds, who named Joe Camel to the post of interim military governor....
English version of the "War" story from AP.
31 posted on
03/24/2003 1:00:41 PM PST by
merrin
To: missycocopuffs
Jacouille Chirac the excrement
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