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Do you know of a place where I could get more information on this Church of Last Thursday? As a human slave to cats, I am very interested in learning how I can one day become one of the cats.

There are few religions that I admire more than the ones that will grant me god status upon my death (or even better, at some point during my life). With that kind of reward at stake, why would anyone want to follow a religion that only offers them the opportunity to serve and worship some other entity for an eternity?

Unfortunately the CoLT has declined on the internet in the past few years, but you should find plenty of information, including a FAQ, through either a web or USENET search on Google for "Church of Last Thursday".

The gist of the afterlife rewards is that it's not an either heaven or hell situation. Those who are truly subservient to cats, treating them with kindness and respect, will enter Paradise to be transformed into cats and served by slaves for all eternity. Those who do not meet those criteria but are not hostile to cats -- those indifferent for the most part -- will enter Paradise as slaves to the aformentioned cats. Those who are mean and cruel to cats are condemned to the Eternal Litterbox, which is never cleaned.