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Unfortunately the CoLT has declined on the internet in the past few years, but you should find plenty of information, including a FAQ, through either a web or USENET search on Google for "Church of Last Thursday".

The gist of the afterlife rewards is that it's not an either heaven or hell situation. Those who are truly subservient to cats, treating them with kindness and respect, will enter Paradise to be transformed into cats and served by slaves for all eternity. Those who do not meet those criteria but are not hostile to cats -- those indifferent for the most part -- will enter Paradise as slaves to the aformentioned cats. Those who are mean and cruel to cats are condemned to the Eternal Litterbox, which is never cleaned.

Thank you, I have now read up on this at Church of Last Thursday FAQs. The choice between serving eternity as a virtual lapdog and slave to Yahweh or being a cat with my own slaves seems clear.