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Man Stabbed with Swordfish in Fight
Reuters ^ | 2-22-2002

Posted on 02/22/2002 8:46:35 AM PST by Cagey

MADEIRA BEACH, Fla. (Reuters) - A Florida fisherman was recovering on Friday after being stabbed with the bill of a swordfish during a fight with another man, a sheriff's spokeswoman said.

Police arrested Frank Ashmus, 46, and Garth Spacek, 42, on Thursday after the two fishermen allegedly started fighting near a dock in Madeira Beach, a small city on Florida's Gulf Coast.

Police said that after Spacek hit Ashmus in the head with a beer bottle and left, Ashmus went to Spacek's apartment and stabbed him in the abdomen with a sharp detached bill of a swordfish.

"We don't see this kind of thing very often," said Pinellas County Sheriff spokeswoman Marianna Pasha.

Both men were drunk, according to police.

Ashmus and Spacek were held without bond on charges of aggravated battery. Spacek was in fair condition, Pasha said.


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To: LoanPalm
You would think that the victim would have smelt something fishy, when the perp showed up with a swordfish.......
81 posted on 02/22/2002 10:33:23 AM PST by GoredInMich
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To: doctor noe
To: Cagey

Spacek should have remembered that the pen is mightier than the swordfish.....

37 posted on 2/22/02 10:29 AM Pacific by tracer

LOL!! As you can see, you have misquoted me!! %)

82 posted on 02/22/2002 10:35:06 AM PST by tracer
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To: HockeyPop
Ewwwww.

Some things are better left unsaid. Put yourself in the penalty box for a major.

83 posted on 02/22/2002 10:35:18 AM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: riley1992
Fed up with all the senseless and unnecessary violence, the Pinellas County Sherrif's department institutes the Swordfish Buy Back Program.

Now, if only they would close the boat show loophole.

84 posted on 02/22/2002 10:41:19 AM PST by TC Rider
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To: FreedomPoster
I heard he was driving a Barracuda. Or was it a Mako Shark?

Silly, it was a Stingray.

85 posted on 02/22/2002 10:43:06 AM PST by TC Rider
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To: Diddle E. Squat
(Somewhere I owe someone a big apology)

I taped that one off the Dr. Demento show a dozen years ago. Can't remember offhand who performed it.

86 posted on 02/22/2002 10:52:19 AM PST by Steve0113
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To: Steve0113
Kip Adotta
87 posted on 02/22/2002 10:54:10 AM PST by The Chid
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To: nina0113
ping for piscatorial puns.
88 posted on 02/22/2002 10:55:33 AM PST by Steve0113
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To: The Chid
Kip Adotta

That's right - thanks. I couldn't pull his name up to save my life.

89 posted on 02/22/2002 10:57:13 AM PST by Steve0113
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To: Orual
Some more... swordfish stabbings... to ponder.

Will the gentlemen now dedicate his life to hunting down the Great Swordfish?

90 posted on 02/22/2002 10:57:36 AM PST by arthurus
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To: Diddle E. Squat
"Not tonight dear, I got a haddock."

If I had a haddock,I'd take some calomel.

I'd walk a mile for a calomel.

Marx Bros.

Wouldn't these guys be better off beating their swordfish swords into Enron shares?

91 posted on 02/22/2002 10:58:08 AM PST by tet68
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To: tet68
Nice.
92 posted on 02/22/2002 11:01:04 AM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: Cagey
- A Florida fisherman was recovering on Friday after being stabbed with the bill of a swordfish during a fight with another man, a sheriff's spokeswoman said.

By the end of the week-end, airport security guards will be on the look-out for sword fish bills.

93 posted on 02/22/2002 11:02:32 AM PST by Cobra64
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To: Steve0113
I hear Joe Pesce will start in the movie version.
94 posted on 02/22/2002 11:02:32 AM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: Cagey
So what's next? 5 Day waiting periods to by swordfishes?
95 posted on 02/22/2002 11:05:39 AM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: Cobra64
Speaking of a police state....

Red Drum Rising

Reno was a bull shark
And known from shore to shore
The only fish in all the sea
Who knew what napalm is for

She had quite a reputation
For crash and sink attacks
-Was considered wholly Sole-less
-Scared even great Humpbacks

She'd been known to lock down Triggerfish
As harmless as they could be
She thought she was the empress
Of the reef community

She overlooked the bottomfeeder
So deep in the Yellowfins' pockets
Selling secrets of the United Skates
From nuclear tech to rockets

She overlooked the Albagore
Who took the Monkfish bread
And accepted his reply as Gospel:
"I'm not a Snook!" he said

With glee the United Skates
Saw her leave her disgraced post
T'was a day of celebration
Up and down the coast

But bullsharks never sail away
They never retire, or sleep or yawn
She'll be back with all her minions
Her followers- the Prawns

She thought that just for the Halibut
She'd join the Kingfish race
As the Democrat contender
She would show her toothy face

So with her Red Drum calling
She called out her Parrotfish in the press
To carry water for her campaign
While she swam out to press the flesh

If she could only sink her teeth in
Call out the Florida National Guard
And then send out the Swordfish
She could play her fiery cards

But no, that was no option
She was not in power yet
She could hope that Jeb would Flounder
But he was still not in her net

But one day when she was perusing
The Eelville Evening Post
She saw an ad that had for sale
Something she wanted most

"A custom-made saltwater shark tank"
Why, that sounded good to her!
She could ride it right to Tallahassee
And crush that Bushy cur!

But you can see she's quite deluded
Even to this day
She got her flashy shark tank
And behind the glass she'll stay.

The Tampa Bay Aquarium
Now houses that old shark
She rules only supporting Octopussies ...
...In A fishy amusement park.

piasa

96 posted on 02/22/2002 11:07:17 AM PST by piasa
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To: Cagey
Holy Mackerel! What a crazy story. This thread needs a video clip of Monty Python's Fish-Slapping Dance.
97 posted on 02/22/2002 11:08:49 AM PST by VRWCmember
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To: VRWCmember
To the sounds of the B-52's 'Rock Lobster'.
98 posted on 02/22/2002 11:20:31 AM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: Cagey
Ashmus/AKA/Mack the Knife
99 posted on 02/22/2002 11:20:32 AM PST by ruoflaw
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To: Travis McGee
I would try to respond with some good fish puns but compared to what is already on this thread I am a Piker. I am most certain I would be foiled in any attempt to use this for a punning opportunity because I have certainly been tardy to this thread and I must live with that gaff. Of course some of these puns are not truely punc at all becuase they use the similaroty of sound to emulate a true pun. Remora like they cling to the sounds of a famous line. The net effect is a whole lot of groans.

As to the actual incident a beer bottle is not particlarly a good method of parrying the lunge and as this story proves pointedly.

Stay well - Stay safe - stay armed - Yorktown

100 posted on 02/22/2002 11:28:45 AM PST by harpseal
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