Terrorist's Body Wrapped In Pigskin

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[RCW2001]

Terrorist's Body Wrapped In Pigskin

"Residents of Gush Katif decided to take matters into their own hands," said local Rabbi Yosef Al-Nekaveh yesterday, "and when we were involved in evacuating the bodies of the three murdered Israelis [at the Kisufim attack this past Monday night], they placed pig fat and pigskin on the body of the dead terrorist."

He said that a "right-wing kibbutznik" had supplied them with the swinish tissues.

Arab MKs responded with outrage. Ahmed Tibi said, ""This is a pig-like act of a man who is not worthy of being a rabbi," while Abdel Malek Dahamshe added, "The ethical inferiority and lowliness that the settlers have reached is intolerable.

This is an act of first-degree desecration of God's name... It is especially shocking to think that a rabbi did this."

On the other side of the spectrum, MK Tzvi Hendel said, "If these primitive murderers stuff their brains with nonsense about Paradise and who-knows-how-many virgins waiting only for them, then they certainly believe in the other nonsense that being buried with pigskin blocks their way to Paradise."

[SJackson]

Some threads:

Gen. Pershing Stops Islamic Terror "1911"

Click How General Pershing dealt with Islamic Terrorists

[d4now]

ROTF! Bump

[Maelstrom]

Freepers brought it up as a tactic shortly after 9/11. It's time to start implementing it at home.

[Marysecretary]

the rabbi has my vote for man of the hour!

[mmmmmmmm....... donuts]

Interesting FYI: in Judaism you ARE allowed to handle pig-related products. You just can't EAT any. So if Israel wanted to fire pig-coated bullets, they could.

[eureka!]

Re your request at number 9, see this thread here....

[Marysecretary]

Nah, he'll have 70 virgin piglets for eternity.

[Pompah]

Nothing turns off a bunch of virgin's like the smell of "PORK FAT" on a martyr. Just disgusting.!
I say we Blanket Bomb the whole area with Pork-Rinds.

[justshutupandtakeit]

So that is why Rashan Salaam fumbled his way out of the NFL.

[stboz]

"The IDF should start launching salvos of pigskin munitions towards the Pal terrorists."

Somebody call Martin Gramatica down in Tampa.

[Marysecretary]

From what I read they can play football; they just have to wash their hands afterward. Always exceptions to every rule, you know...

[Justa]

[Destructor]

Well, what do you know? There is justice in the universe after all!

[Thane_Banquo]

I'd like to see Sharon make this official Israeli policy, and perhaps this story might give the Pentagon a few ideas...

[Red Jones]

I read the article when it was posted here; I think it was between the two world wars or perhaps even before WW1 that they sent General Pershing & some US troops to Phillipines to put a stop to some muslim terrorists. These muslim terrorists were killing civilians in terrorist acts similar to today's acts. General Pershing's people captured a dozen or so of them and they then proceeded to execute these guys. They first made a big pit while all prisoners watched, then they butchered a lot of pigs and cooked them in the pit. They had a ton of pork and pig hides and pig fat in liquid form. They then, after all these terrorists watching the whole thing, began killing the terrorists 1 at a time. After killing each they would wrap his body in pig hide and smear pig fat all over him. Each terrorist would watch in horror and wait his turn. They killed all but two in this fashion and then told the last two to go back and tell the others that this is what waits them if they continue. The terrorism ended after that.

[tracer]

If Rumsfeld were to resign, we could replace him with Jimmuh Dean.....

[contessa machiaveli]

amazing, those bastards were even causing trouble back in 1911. let's arm ourselves with all things "pork" and everyone should have their own bomb sniffing pig.

[SpinyNorman]

This is beautiful!!! All "human" terrorist remains found in the WTC should likewise be slathered in bacon grease. This really puts a monkeywrench into their reasons for doing it!!! LOL! I can hear it now: "Yes you will be a martyr, but the infidels will make you one of their own with meat of swine, so you won't be getting any tail in heaven!!!!

Hell, lets arm flight crews with fire extinguishers full of bacon grease so they can hose down any suspected terrorists!! Better yet, give a piece of bacon to each passenger, so the Mohammeds will know we are serious. Then see how willing they are to go to hell!!

[d4now]

bump

[Britton J Wingfield]

Sorry, that's a myth. The .45 worked quite well, though.