(Presidential Candidate) Rev. Al Sharpton Heads to First Primary States

FOX ^ | Thursday, February 07, 2002 | The Associated Press contributed to this report.

[vannrox]

NEW YORK

[vannrox]

Barf.....

[gov_bean_ counter]

I understand Rita X is going to be his running mate.

[A CA Guy]

HERE COME DA RACE CARD!

[areafiftyone]

Already posted here:

Sharpton plans trip to New Hampshire, Iowa amid talk of presidential bid

[umgud]

Sharpton will only muck up the primary process. Our real hope ought to be that he runs as an independent and robs the dems of some of the 90+% vote they've been handing to the dems. Maybe, even in the primaries, he can sour things by crying foul when the dems don't support him as the blacks have supported them.

[rbmillerjr]

OK, Saturday Night Live and the John Stewart will be funny for the next 2 years -------- I love this, am I alone??

[RichInOC]

But who's Al going to appoint as his Chief Joints of Staff? And does this mean he's going to name the campaign plane The Mother Ship?

[Johnny Shear]

This is simply beautiful!! Al Sharpton is the Democrat's Pat Buchanan.

Go Fat Albert GO!!!

[RJCogburn]

Speaking as a Granite Stater, I say, "Welcome to NH, Al."

[lilylangtree]

Doesn't this looney have an arrest record when he protested in Puerto Rico over the Navy's nuclear testing?

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Run Al run! Run Al run! Run Al run!

Sharpton and Gore in 2004!

[MJY1288]

Sharpton lives in a dream world, this race baiting free loader has as much chance of becoming the President of the United States as Johnny(Jihad)Walker.

[Cobra64]

If Al wants to run, he has to go through the following process. De-greasing of head fur, with EPA regulators on site, testing for potential environmental oil slick risks to fresh water between New York and Mexico. A forty-eight hour ultra-violet body scan treatment to kill topical lice.

This would be followed by nuclear ion bombardment to immobilize other critins not eliminated by ultra-violet treatment. Physiological muscle and motor-control diagnosis to discern if mouth is engaged in a time-study analysis of hand/eye coordination in rooms flooded with photo ops reporters.

Finally, Sixteen Swiss Nobel Prize winning psychiatrists observing his Rorschach test results and 6 hours truth detector sine wave valances.

Den, we gotta new prezdant contindar fo de best ov Amarika. "im da man, man. Letttuce roll on dos bad gise who kilt da black peeple in da New Yurk sitty bildins. Kuz... kuz... we don need nutinn frum wyt peeple. YAAAAUUUH. I iz back! I gunna win! Vote fo me, kuz i'm da best and I got missuah Tyson wit me. Ya heer? Lettuce roll!

[lonestar]

Are there any blacks in NH?--other than Al?

[SmartBlonde]

No barf here. I'm going to send him some $ and BEG him to run.

[B-bone]

Al and Al in 2004

Sounds like the next dream team to me.

[MeekOneGOP]

As Lurch would say - Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! !

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[Rubber Duckie]

Sharpton isn't after the presidency. He is after all, or at least a large part, of Jesse Jackson's empire. Jesse Jackson only became an effective shakedown artist after a couple of runs at the presidency. Al feels it is now his turn. If I was in New Hampshire or Iowa, I'd vote for him just to help give the joke legs.

[VaBthang4]

Pay attention folks...

This is Rev. Al's bid to hustle the Democrats.

He knows he doesnt stand a chance at becoming President but he does stand a chance at seducing black voters and then using his clout with them as a bargaining chip for acceptance into the club.

He's a shakedown artist like the other good Rev. Jackson.

We should support him wholeheartedly in his efforts...

The more juice he gains with Liberal big wigs, the more mainstream Americans will shun those Liberal big wigs. He is a bad PR apple that can help spoil the whole bunch.

GO REVEREND SHARPTON GO!

[GOPcapitalist]

Sharpton/Jackson-Lee 2004! I'd love to see that ticket speak on national TV during the 'rats convention!