KEY FEMALE WORDS

KSTP ^ | 1/10/02

[oldvike]

Prudes! Why you gotta go and spoil the fun?!?! LOL

[Tennessee_Bob]

Oh, sure, sure.....call in heavy artillery on your location and then call me up for help.

Fine. Give me a few minutes and I'll help out. (Going to go find my nomex and coffee)

[GrandMoM]

....I use to sit back and be the good little wife, but not anymore....and he doesn't like it!!!
I've noticed that for every cutie pie for him, there are two or three studs for me.
Just because I am a GrandMoM doesn't mean I can't play the game GrandPop does.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

And don't make "beeep-beeep-beeep" truck noises when she backs away to close the fridge door.

[GrandMoM]

....look who's complaining NOW.

[parsifal]

Can you help with the word "really"? I notice when females use that word it tends to extend the range of the word immediately following to infinity. For example, "If you 'really' loved me, you would .....mow the yard in the snow, watch the Lifetime Channel Movie instead of the SuperBowl (or reruns of the 13th Warrior)." parsy the sexually outfoxed.

[Tennessee_Bob]

....since this thread will obviously attract many males

Here's a better suggestion. By no means allow the female to watch any daytime talk television programs, lest you want to be accused of any and everything under the sun.

There is nothing more fun than coming home from working on jet engines all day, trying to take off your uniform, and having the woman you're married to say "You remind me of this guy I saw on Oprah today and he was doing (insert specific bad thing here)." And then having her mad at you the rest of the week for whatever it was.

[oldvike]

Guilty as charged! LOL

[GrandMoM]

....you guys a funny!

[RedBloodedAmerican]

LOL! Ain't it the truth! Life is like a box of soap operas!

[GrandMoM]

I'd rather run through a lions den wearing pork chop drawers than get "The LOOK."

....I can just picture this.....ROFLMAO

[Happygal]

Us Irish girls use a different lexicon.

1. "Fine" = ``Grrrrrrrrrrrr''

2. "Five minutes" = ``I'd be ready ages ago if I wasn't picking up after you''

3. "Nothing" = ``If you don't already KNOW you are even stupider than I gave you credit for''.

4. "Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows) = ``Conjugal rights denied, not negotiable''

5. "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows) = ``You do what ever you want, you always do anyway. BTW..your dinners in the dog''

. 6. "Loud Sigh" = Same meaning over here, just normally accompanied by THE LOOK! (Ye know..THE LOOK!!!!)

7. "Soft Sigh" = ``Hey, it's pay day. I'm going shoe shopping!''

8. "Oh" = ``You're in trouble now Bubba-boy!!!''

9. "That's Okay" = ``I'm divorcing/dumping you''

The conversation usually ends there *LOL*

[txhurl]

Reminds me of a comedian who talks about coming home to his wife who's been reading Cosmo all day, the issue with '365 reasons NOT to %^&* your husband'... not lookin' good..

[Wednesday's Child]

I have just sent this to my daughter's boyfriend. I told him to memorize it...it will save him much grief in the future!
As for myself, the word "fine" as used in "how do I look?" is never, EVER to be the response!
Every now and again, my husband will forget and answer "fine". I will then "remind" him why this is not an acceptable answer and he will still look at me in amazement like he's never had this discussion before!
LOUD SIGH

[101viking]

"I have just sent this to my daughter's boyfriend. I told him to memorize it...

A word of advice from a very DUMB married man. Never and I emphasize NEVER pick up the remote control and turn up the volume on the T.V. while your wife is talking to you. This act is the 8th deadly sin, and no matter how much time passes it is guaranteed to be brought up at opportune moments several times a year, for the rest of your life.

[Wednesday's Child]

LOL....you are SO right!!

[twigs]

hiding the remote

Never thought of that one. Thanks! A new trick in my arsenal. hehe

[Happygal]

Oh ye can take the girl out of Ireland but you can't take the Irish out of the girl ;-)

Begorrah!!

[Cap'n Crunch]

:0)

I've run through quite a few lions dens. Naturally it was all my fault each time and I take the full blame.