Here's a better suggestion. By no means allow the female to watch any daytime talk television programs, lest you want to be accused of any and everything under the sun.
There is nothing more fun than coming home from working on jet engines all day, trying to take off your uniform, and having the woman you're married to say "You remind me of this guy I saw on Oprah today and he was doing (insert specific bad thing here)." And then having her mad at you the rest of the week for whatever it was.