Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

We are having huge wind here now
It is coming from the east
Love, Palo

[okimhere]

In a half hour, I'm gone again on an appt. The weather feels like a change is coming, doesn't it? My Weatherbug chirps often today, warning us of high winds.

[palo verde]

hi habs
I looked at pics of pjs Oneida posted last night
please make mine chic
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi sweetie
it is a huge wind
you think it is blowing in a change?
that is interesting
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

I hear the wind howling

[Neets]

Hi Palo, again.

We are to get rain tonite, if it's not raining already.

I made beef n barley soup for dinner with homemade rolls...it is damp and cold here today.

See ya later.

[palo verde]

Hi Oneida
beef n barley soup with homemade rolls is perfect dinner for rainy cold February Sunday night
you'll make your family warm and cozy
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

our weather is unusual
it is dazzling sunshine, flawless blue sky
but powerful wind shakin' everything up
also it is coming from the east, and usually we receive weather from the west
I agree with okimhere, it is bringin' in a change
Love, Palo

[Neets]

A change in the season maybe???

[Neets]

I'm very carefully avoiding any comments about me and being hung...

Oh really??????????????

[IronJack]

Oddly, Dr. Whoosis began to notice the odd creatures shortly after his gardener discovered a rare native plant growing behind his begonias. The doctor plucked a sample of the leaves, which he then left on a windowsill to dry. The strange beings -- and the entire notion of a "dimensional doorway" -- occurred to the good doctor after he crushed the dried leaves into a fine powder and smoked it. His servants report that he also put a lampshade on his head and danced a nude fandango, right before collapsing in his own feces.

[.38sw]

Hi, Palo! Weeeeeeell, I've starting cooking out of the Weight Watcher's cookbooks since I need to lose some weight. Hubby isn't too thrilled with it, since it's TOO MANY VEGETABLES! Oh well. How you?

[mjf]

Look! I found it!!!

[null and void]

Really.

[Neets]

Oh, Ok, I get your POINT.

[null and void]

>>>Keyboard Spray Alert<<<

Not yet, but I'm working on it...

[Neets]

>>>Keyboard Spray Alert<<<

Not yet, but I'm working on it...

Tempting...very very tempting.

[christine]

what's this about naked pics of me over here? :O

[palo verde]

Hi 38
you have talent for cookin' food delicious
I guess your hubby liked the meals you used to make better
he's a runner, so he doesn't have to slim
lol I guess you could make a side of pasta for him
Love, Palo

[null and void]

I couldn't find them. (Of course I looked...)