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Who left the dimensional door open?
News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.


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To: okimhere
You have an amazing memory.. I'm going to get on topic here for a moment.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

I'd like to see that! I wonder if there are any dimensional doors near here where I could see some oddities? Oh, yeah! That's right! San Francisco is just across the bay from me!

701 posted on 02/10/2002 10:45:31 AM PST by .38sw
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To: okimhere
No, is as clear as it gets...
702 posted on 02/10/2002 10:47:37 AM PST by null and void
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To: null and void
it's only the cats I want spayed...

okay...okay...don't get testy...........lol

703 posted on 02/10/2002 10:48:29 AM PST by okimhere
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To: null and void
*sigh* No, 'Spray Alert' is a clear as it gets...
704 posted on 02/10/2002 10:49:29 AM PST by null and void
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To: okimhere
*groan* don't make me come over there...
705 posted on 02/10/2002 10:50:10 AM PST by null and void
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To: sweetliberty
I think I'll leave him hanging for awhile

Zing....

I can't stand to see him nervous and sweaty like this. Let's let him be frisky and fearless today. Deal, libby?

706 posted on 02/10/2002 10:52:28 AM PST by okimhere
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To: null and void
Baby, I thought #703 was a real nullyism. It's hard to get respect around here.
707 posted on 02/10/2002 10:53:55 AM PST by okimhere
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To: .38sw
Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Sounds more like Barbara Lee, your side of the bay...

708 posted on 02/10/2002 10:54:00 AM PST by null and void
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To: null and void
Hm. Could also be Maxine Waters, SoCal.
709 posted on 02/10/2002 10:54:54 AM PST by .38sw
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To: okimhere
Oh it was! (so who likes competition?)
710 posted on 02/10/2002 10:55:06 AM PST by null and void
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To: okimhere
>>>Spray Alert<<<

I think I'll leave him hanging for awhile

Zing....

I can't stand to see him nervous and sweaty like this. Let's let him be frisky and fearless today. Deal, libby?

I'm very carefully avoiding any comments about me and being hung...

711 posted on 02/10/2002 10:57:42 AM PST by null and void
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To: okimhere
Hehehe...well, okay. I have to go get groceries...not that I need any.

Hold that thought Nully darlin'. I'll be back soon.

**Smooch**

712 posted on 02/10/2002 10:59:50 AM PST by sweetliberty
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To: null and void
Well, I like competition from someone who's miles ahead of me - it sharpens my wit by half. I've been learning from you, ya notice. Keep em comin', n/v. If I'm gonna take this act on the road, I need to plagiarize some more - have you noticed how many public figures are doing that, BTW?
713 posted on 02/10/2002 11:00:10 AM PST by okimhere
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To: sweetliberty; yall
Me, too. Gotta go. See you later.
714 posted on 02/10/2002 11:03:08 AM PST by okimhere
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To: okimhere
plagiar away!
715 posted on 02/10/2002 11:03:09 AM PST by null and void
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To: sweetliberty
I'm gonna head out too. If I'm not back in time start without me...
716 posted on 02/10/2002 11:04:40 AM PST by null and void
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To: null and void
Please, be careful of wandering through the dimension door, Nully. I don't want you getting lost in another dimension. And besides, who knows what will wander through to this side?
717 posted on 02/10/2002 11:06:14 AM PST by .38sw
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To: .38sw; null and void; sweetliberty
hi 38, nully, libby
nice to see you
Love, Palo
718 posted on 02/10/2002 11:48:32 AM PST by palo verde
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To: null and void
lol nully your quips are funny
719 posted on 02/10/2002 11:56:59 AM PST by palo verde
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To: .38sw
hi 38
you still cookin' those delicious suppers for your hubby?
Love, Palo
720 posted on 02/10/2002 12:00:07 PM PST by palo verde
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