Posted on 01/20/2002 4:53:24 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW ....WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?
Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it's a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
But keeps your paws offs my monies: It's for my Infiniti!
Oops!
What I said was.
"Women: Can't live with them and you can't live with them."
My little distortion of the old saying--the one you posted--is closer to the truth. (Hehe)
http://www.Fredoneverything.net/AsianWomen.html
I've been convinced that many women are indeed looking for jerks. I've been tempted to use a parody pickup line in a bar:
"Yo, bimbo!
I'm Mr. Sleaze!
I'm what you want and
I'm what tou need!"
There's a second lince, but JimRob would ban me
The scary thought is the line might actually work!
I've been convinced that many women are indeed looking for jerks. I've been tempted to use a parody pickup line in a bar:
"Yo, bimbo!
I'm Mr. Sleaze!
I'm what you want and
I'm what tou need!"
There's a second line, but JimRob would ban me
The scary thought is the line might actually work!
They all start out like grapes, and it's a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
Or the revelation given earlier. Hahahaha
Gentlemen, women are not some strange, incomprehensible life-form that exists only to hurt, deceive, and exploit you. They're human beings like you, and like you they're lonely and looking for love. If some woman dumped you and broke your heart, there are several possible explanations. One is that she was simply a rotten bitch. A more likely explanation is that she is a good person who simply realized something you didn't, which is that you and she are not right for each other. A third is that she is a good person who made a mistake and didn't realize that you and she are absolutely perfect for one another.
Ladies, men are not some strange, incomprehensible life-form that exists only to hurt, deceive, and exploit you. They're human beings like you, and like you they're lonely and looking for love. If some man dumped you and broke your heart, there are several possible explanations. One is that he was simply a rotten bastard. A more likely explanation is that he is a good person who simply realized something you didn't, which is that you and he are not right for each other. A third is that he is a good person who made a mistake and didn't realize that you and he are absolutely perfect for one another.
There are lots of wonderful people of the opposite sex out there--literally billions of them. There are two ways you can respond to this fact. You can go looking for one, and make yourself into the best version of yourself you can so that you'll be desirable to him or her. Or you can immerse yourself in miserable lonely onanism for the rest of your embittered life. Which course seems preferable?
There are lots of truly wonderful single or divorced people out there, longing for love. If there are problems between the genders (I've come to believe) it's mostly due to bad communication and inappropriate, earth-bound expectations on both sides. Still, those things are readily fixable.
Good luck to all of us!
Oh sheeesh....stop me before I get in trouble!!!
Must be that extra candle I lit at Mass. Next time, I'm asking for something for me.
IMHO, in too many cases the women start out thinking the men are going to change, and the men start out thinking the women aren't going to change, and they both end up disappointed.
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