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MEN -- ACCORDING TO WOMEN (Hilarious)
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Posted on 01/20/2002 4:53:24 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
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To: OneidaM; riley1992; xsmommy; slip18; seadragon; bella_bru; white rose; gabz; secret garden...
They all start out like grapes, and it's a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.OMG, Sis, you found this and didn't tell the coquettes?
LOL!
To: DainBramage
They left out men with rohipnol that want to tie you up in the cellar till the end of the movie, when the famous FBI ageent comes busting in.Personal experience?
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posted on
01/20/2002 5:55:50 AM PST
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afbrat
To: pocat
To a single young woman looking for fun, married men are (1) a somewhat exotic challenge (i.e. forbidden fruit); (2) most likely not going to want anything more than sex; (3) more seasoned in the art of carnal congress; and (4) probably a bit more emotionally mature than a young man in his late teens or early twenties.
To: DainBramage
"They left out men with rohipnol" Most women don't need a drug that makes their hips larger.
The "date rape" one is rohypnol, and it is illegal in this country.
--Boris
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posted on
01/20/2002 5:57:03 AM PST
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boris
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
They all start out like grapes, and it's a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.They all start out like grapes, and end up like raisins, when the women are done remaking them.
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posted on
01/20/2002 6:01:09 AM PST
by
chainsaw
To: boris
I didn't have a bottle of to look for the spelling.<:)~~
I always refer to the "sound it out" method of spelling, but in Texas it never sounds like its spelled.
To: pocat
It's a very dangerous game...People get hurt...
Sometimes fatally!
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posted on
01/20/2002 6:06:10 AM PST
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No!
To: afbrat
Personal experience?
Want to go out for a drink after work?
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To: RikaStrom
I can't quite get this coquette thing down pat SIS!!!
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posted on
01/20/2002 6:12:59 AM PST
by
Neets
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!! Not necessarily shy, just tired of being strung along, only to be dumped later in favor of a total a**hole who's better looking and/or has more money, because the woman thinks she's going to stomp on him and turn him into a nice man.
To: OneidaM
ROFLOL, that's ok.
I can't wait to see what some of the boys are going to have to say about this. You know they never leave well enough alone. ;-)
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
bttt
To: pocat
WHERE WERE THEY WHEN I WAS SINGLE?! My guess: Another woman found you to be a good catch (they'll trust one-another's judgement in guys) and, should they succeed in turning your head, it'd be a feather in their cap. The foxier the competition, the bigger the feather :)
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
To: nocomad
The more I learn about women, the more I like my truck.
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posted on
01/20/2002 6:32:05 AM PST
by
Clioman
To: GalFromTheBay
Of course not. But by and large, a man in his early 30s is less of a jackass than your standard 20-year-old. What's that old saying about men not being worth the powder it would take to blow their heads off until their 30th birthday? A smidgeon of truth in it. But let me say that for the gals, the decade of their twenties is often equally misspent on their own nascent mindsets.
To: stlrocket
Had to put it here! Why Men Just Can't WinIf you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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posted on
01/20/2002 6:34:51 AM PST
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No!
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
Holy sh!t. It has me absolutely pegged. I won't say which one though.
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posted on
01/20/2002 6:39:43 AM PST
by
beavus
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