Urban Legend Haiku

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[LN2Campy]

Haiku...Urban Legends -- two intermittently occuring topics on this esteemed forum. Why not combine them??

What's this on mirror?
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS!"
One night stand of DEATH!!

It's strange to awaken
In a bathtub full of ice.
HEY - where's my kidney!?!

"Speed trap" I flash them
As a helpful motorist
Only to get shot!!

OK, folks, knock yourselves out!!

[VRWCmember]

Great Castle Anthrax haiku. Here's one back at you.

Vile, ferocious beast,
Just a cute bunny rabbit,
Surely not a threat!

Knights are really ticked
Sir Robin soiled his armor.
Foolish Enchanter!

I shall be right back
Tonight, rabbit stew our feast.
Oh no, throat is gone!

Attack all at once
It is no match for us all
Run! Run Away! Run

What should we do now?
Fetch the Holy Hand Grenade!
Count only to Three

The rabbit is slain
Now, on to the Castle Ahg
What? French Infidels?

To Arms! Attack now!
The Castle and Grail are ours!
Who called the Police?

So the movie ends
The knights are going to jail
Taunted one last time.

[Rebelbase]

I forgot about that one!

[LN2Campy]

hey -- no arguing with success!!

[fish hawk]

One can get obsessed with Haiku. It's starting to effect my work. This happened on the job just the other day:

This is a stickup
Put all the money in the bag
Please don't call police!!!

[uglybiker]

It's too cold to think
Up in Hillary's New York
Come to Arizona ;-)

[Rebelbase]

No good to use Squid
The best babe surfcasting bait
Is with cold hard cash.

[f.Christian]

Blow dried dead rabbit...
neighbors dog dug it up---
buried two days ago!

[fish hawk]

We cant because your Arizona makes six syllables.

[Grampa Dave]

I didn't believe the success until I saw it and participated in it! With the flies that can be tied in the boat to replicate the bait of the hour, the newer sinking lines, and his fish finders, he can put those flies right on their noses. I have seen fish chase his fly in my Side Winder fish finder until they get it!

He is buying a new 30K boat to find and chase them. You look for the birds circling or an obvious striper feeding frenzy! You race over and try to be the first on the site. Too many bait fishers and metal chunkers anchor and spend a six pack of time before giving up. If the fish aren't there, you don't anchor nor do you stop! I think his new motor will be 150 horses or more. I'm looking forward to going out in it with him!

[Reply 491]

A treble hook lure
caught in tree. Snatch! Pulllll! Ziiiiinnng! OWWWWWWW!
It's in my thigh now.

[gridlock]

Wind roars in my ears
The heat burns, the noise deafens
The mesa grows large.

[fish hawk]

A rabbit you say
Was it the Easter Bunny
Or a dead mongoose.

[Neets]

Silly syllables
Who cares how it sounds anyway?
Get me out of here!

[Grit]

I bow to your wit.
Unmatched haiku I have seen.
Humbled by genius.

[Gumlegs]

Cuddly Fido
Rejects Friskies. Of course,
The Mexican rat.

[fish hawk]

Don't get tinfoil hat
Go to K Mart before crash
Buy some tin foil pants.

(or Martha Stewart Iron Pants)

[bwteim]

Urban-Haiku #2
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Smoking bananas,
Zap Fifi carefully, else
Pup no more frisky.

-bwteim

[f.Christian]

Money grows on trees...
the liberals rape-destroy the productive---
to breed like rats!

[Slyfox]

One can get obsessed with Haiku. It's starting to effect my work. This happened on the job just the other day:

This is a stickup
Put all the money in the bag
Please don't call police!!!

Gee, Fish Hawk, questions --
Present position problems?
A new line of work?

(Look at me. I am now posting conversations in Haiku.)

[Freemyland]

Yeah, well, Haiku is creeping into my after work life. As I told the bartender yesterday:

I've had a rough day
Don't stop refilling until
I'd do Hillary