Posted on 01/17/2002 4:50:52 AM PST by LN2Campy
Haiku...Urban Legends -- two intermittently occuring topics on this esteemed forum. Why not combine them??
What's this on mirror?
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS!"
One night stand of DEATH!!
It's strange to awaken
In a bathtub full of ice.
HEY - where's my kidney!?!
"Speed trap" I flash them
As a helpful motorist
Only to get shot!!
OK, folks, knock yourselves out!!
You must spank her well.
And after you have spanked her,
you may deal with her
Bad! Bad! Naughty Zoot!
give us all a good spanking!
And spank me. And me.
after the spanking,
the oral sex. Oral sex!
Silence, foul temptress!
The Castle Anthrax:
I could stay a BIT longer.
Despite great peril!
Turn on the Freepers
Post some trivial Haikus
Ooohhhhh...for a steelhead.
Due to some unplanned need for some outside help, I'm house bound to let people in and out to do their jobs! The first one just showed up, only two hours late!
Last week our fly club held a steelhead workshop. We have two guys who are really good. In fact one is so good, he will become a guide later this year! The workshop got all of us riled up!
I got a call last night from another addicted one, and he is making phone calls for tomorrow's venture as I post this non Haiku! I will check the computer, and my son is checking his Fish Sniffer choices for me!
Prostrate on the sand
Sacrificing to the sun
The white of their flesh
I question the sea
The setting sun caressed you
Why are you angry?
All of my mistakes
May not have been in error
Only time is wise
Lo..the petals fall
But no one mourns their dying
Ushering the fruit.
Bold Anthuriums
Hawaiis phallic flower
Shameless and obscene.
Haleakala
Hawaiian sun god temple
Monolith mountain.
Cherryblossoms fall
Soft and gentle in the wind
If death could be thus.
Back to the real world
Fooling around with Freepers
Laughing at Haikus.
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