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Urban Legend Haiku
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Posted on 01/17/2002 4:50:52 AM PST by LN2Campy

Haiku...Urban Legends -- two intermittently occuring topics on this esteemed forum. Why not combine them??

What's this on mirror?
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS!"
One night stand of DEATH!!

It's strange to awaken
In a bathtub full of ice.
HEY - where's my kidney!?!

"Speed trap" I flash them
As a helpful motorist
Only to get shot!!

OK, folks, knock yourselves out!!


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To: LN2Campy
Email is now cheap
But 5 cent tax is coming
Bill 602P
101 posted on 01/17/2002 8:24:19 AM PST by B Knotts
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To: LN2Campy
Microsoft pays cash
To forward e-mail around
Then you buy swampland
102 posted on 01/17/2002 8:24:37 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: LN2Campy
Free vacation fun
From Disney and Microsoft
Just forward this note
103 posted on 01/17/2002 8:29:20 AM PST by B Knotts
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To: VRWCmember
The castle Anthrax Haiku:

You must spank her well.
And after you have spanked her,
you may deal with her

Bad! Bad! Naughty Zoot!
give us all a good spanking!
And spank me. And me.

after the spanking,
the oral sex. Oral sex!
Silence, foul temptress!

The Castle Anthrax:
I could stay a BIT longer.
Despite great peril!

104 posted on 01/17/2002 8:32:53 AM PST by Grit
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To: Grampa Dave
The river's muddy
No fly fishing this morning
No football either.

Turn on the Freepers
Post some trivial Haikus
Ooohhhhh...for a steelhead.

105 posted on 01/17/2002 8:33:55 AM PST by fish hawk
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To: CheneyChick
My life lacks meaning
Oh..how can I enjoy sex
Don't know what is....is.
106 posted on 01/17/2002 8:44:38 AM PST by fish hawk
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Tourist Guy is here
Someone set us up the bomb
Zig for great justice
107 posted on 01/17/2002 8:47:37 AM PST by CounterCounterCulture
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To: fish hawk
That mexican dog you got ain't looking so hot.. You smuggled a rat!
108 posted on 01/17/2002 8:50:24 AM PST by SarahW
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To: CheneyChick
Morning lifts her veil
Dew like sequins on the grass
Diamonds of the dawn.
109 posted on 01/17/2002 8:50:30 AM PST by fish hawk
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To: CheneyChick
Morning lifts her veil
Dew like sequins on the grass
Diamonds of the dawn.
110 posted on 01/17/2002 8:50:53 AM PST by fish hawk
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To: LN2Campy
Who could say no to
Donations for the victims?
Sit and count the money!
111 posted on 01/17/2002 8:59:07 AM PST by ben richards
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To: ben richards
This one guy rode down
From the eighty-seventh floor
Its a miracle!
112 posted on 01/17/2002 9:04:25 AM PST by SarahW
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To: fish hawk
I will be somewhere tomorrow waving a 14' graphite wand in a river to the Steelhead Gods!

Due to some unplanned need for some outside help, I'm house bound to let people in and out to do their jobs! The first one just showed up, only two hours late!

Last week our fly club held a steelhead workshop. We have two guys who are really good. In fact one is so good, he will become a guide later this year! The workshop got all of us riled up!

I got a call last night from another addicted one, and he is making phone calls for tomorrow's venture as I post this non Haiku! I will check the computer, and my son is checking his Fish Sniffer choices for me!

113 posted on 01/17/2002 9:08:09 AM PST by Grampa Dave
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To: CheneyChick
MAUI HAIKU

Prostrate on the sand
Sacrificing to the sun
The white of their flesh

I question the sea
The setting sun caressed you
Why are you angry?

All of my mistakes
May not have been in error
Only time is wise

Lo..the petals fall
But no one mourns their dying
Ushering the fruit.

Bold Anthuriums
Hawaiis phallic flower
Shameless and obscene.

Haleakala
Hawaiian sun god temple
Monolith mountain.

Cherryblossoms fall
Soft and gentle in the wind
If death could be thus.

Back to the real world
Fooling around with Freepers
Laughing at Haikus.

114 posted on 01/17/2002 9:08:55 AM PST by fish hawk
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To: spectre
The moose-cheese...
I have a recipe
bit my sister!
115 posted on 01/17/2002 9:09:10 AM PST by f.Christian
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To: dighton
It is not my fault
Bad Republicans are here
Freepers know the truth
116 posted on 01/17/2002 9:16:33 AM PST by bootyist-monk
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To: f.Christian
count on your fingers...it's 5-7-5 or use Abacus. Aloha morning to you. from Akamai Okole.(smart ass)
117 posted on 01/17/2002 9:17:10 AM PST by fish hawk
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To: fish hawk
Haiku flunky...
so what's the big---
f......ing deal!
118 posted on 01/17/2002 9:21:29 AM PST by f.Christian
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To: bootyist-monk
Daisy-Cutter bombs
Dropped on a Red Cross Warehouse
Civilian targets
119 posted on 01/17/2002 9:23:33 AM PST by gridlock
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To: Grampa Dave
Fly fishing the Smith
Kings Explorer,Golden Goose,
Comet or the Boss.
120 posted on 01/17/2002 9:27:32 AM PST by fish hawk
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