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They sound bitter, they look high-maintenance...maybe if they'd just get out of the popstar light and life, and become what they all claim to be..."real," then they'd lighten up.

Take comfort in the fact that none of these 'pop divas' can get laid without a man.

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Women have broken through the Spinal Tap ceiling:

IAN: BOBBI, BOBBI, can I tear you away from all of this?

BOBBI: Do you have a drink? Everything ok?

IAN: No, I don't, I don't really need one. But, listen, um...I really, I really do have to talk to you a bit about this, uh....

BOBBI: IAN, come on, tell me whatever is on your mind....

IAN: ...this whole issue of the, uh...the issue of the cover.

BOBBI: Yeah.

IAN: ...uh, we feel, I mean, we feel and it seems to be facts that, uh...the company is rather down on the cover. Is that the case?

BOBBI: Yes.

IAN: You can give it to me straight, you know.

BOBBI: Listen umm... they don't like the cover, they don't like the cover.

IAN: Uh huh, well that is certainly straight.

BOBBI: They find it very offensive and very sexist.

IAN: Well what exactly...do you find offensive, I mean, what's offensive?

BOBBI: IAN, you put a greased naked woman...

IAN: Yes...

BOBBI: ..on all fours...

IAN: Yes.

BOBBI: ...with a dog collar around her neck...

IAN: ...with a dog collar...

BOBBI: ...and a leash...

IAN: ...and a leash...

BOBBI: ...and a man's arm extended out up to here holding on to the leash and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive, you don't find that sexist?

IAN: No I don't, this is 1982, BOBBI, come on.

BOBBI: That's right it's 1982 get out of the 60's we don't have this mentality any more.

IAN: Well you shoulda seen the cover they wanted to do. It wasn't a glove believe me.

Ahhhh. The cultural ripples of the Clinton Legacy.

She draws the Peanuts cartoon right?

They wanted to be just like men, and so men have failed to treat them like women should be treated, and they're angry. More of a tragedy than a comedy, I'd say.