Posted on 01/15/2002 1:33:56 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"South Shall Rise Again!!
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.
I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...
Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...
Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls...
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!
I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!
Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...
{end very intensely on Am}
Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)
Yessssss; an excellent observation.
Just look at what the assholes did to the entertainment industry when they ceased entertaining we the public, & began using our need for relaxation as their vehicle to deliver the Leftist PC propaganda into the unwashed masses heads.
The industry was ruined, profits evaporated, & creativity all but dead as a doornail for an entire generation.
And yet?
They keep right on going; despite taking a horrible beating financially.
So, just who & what the hell ARE people who'd lose (supposedly) their own money so willingly on the hair-brained schemes?
Die-hard elite Socialists & Limosine Liberals?
I dunno -- that answer just seems too easy, too obvious.
Well in any event; someone really outa clue 'em in that their apparently socialist schemes have been & are incredible failures; whatever the ideology or motive.
...so just where's their longevity coming from, anyway; that is the question.
A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember
How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile,
And he knew if he had his chance,
That he could make those suckers dance,
And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile.
But Whitewater's a nasty river,
Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver.
With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep,
Dem Chi-Com funds Bill'd collect.
I can't remember if I cried,
When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied,
But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died.
So, Bye-bye to the DemonRATS' Lie,
Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry.
Teddy and his boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
Are you one of "The Ignorant"?!
And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so?
And do you believe RATS didn't know?
Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco?
Well, I know that you're in love with Slick,
But his Administration makes me sick!!
Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!!
Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck,
Lookin' for redemption and DemWhores who suck,
But Slick knew he was outta luck the day Twin Towers DIED!
I started singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter,
But their "One-World" was vile!"
And them Left-Wing fools were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy."
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
Fer eight long years, we dealt with Slick's sleaze,
While Bill's grown phat on funds Chinese,
But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"!
Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen,
With a Strength derived from livin' free,
In a voice crying out fer Liberty!
And while the King was feelin' down, Good FReepers run him outta town.
The LeftWing was concerned, their Idol has been spurned.
And while Hell'ry lived her Life for Marx,
Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park,
Still, we smoked ceegars on a lark, the Day the Networks Lied!
Mudboy's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie,
Drove the needy to addiction while they smoked to get high!"
And Left's Union Thugs kept makin' some Good Folks die!!
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
There'll soon be the day that Slick fries!!!"
Senate hearings in a Summer swelter,
John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter,
He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast.
Leftist whores can kiss my ass! While DemonRATS cry, "Just give Bill a pass",
Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from "the Lass"!
Next, the Left-Wing's Arrogance resumed,
While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune.
The Left got up to dance! Oh, but they never had a chance!
'Cuz as the Lib'ral's tried to take the field,
Good FReepers all refused to yield!
Do you recall how freedom feels? Today Fascism died!
We kept on singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies,
Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!"
Network Media twits, they just continued to lie,
Singin' "This'll be the day Left won't lie!
This will be the day the Left Dies!!"
Oh, it's Reality the Left cannot face,
Spoiled generation lost in space,
With no time left to start again!
So, come on! TRUTH, be noble, JUSTICE...quick!
DemonRATS...ya gotta dump yer prick,
'Cuz election's only just around the bend.
For as I watched Bill up on that stage,
MUD's hands were clenched in Fists of Rage,
Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell!
And as Mankind flew high and to the Right,
To Fight the libertarian Fight,
I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died!
Ol' Ronnie's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!"
And Billzabubba's snortin' Cocaine with Spies...
Singin' "This'll be the day Right INDICTS! Damn it...Good Ol' Mudboy was Right!!"
It seems the Media's a bit confused,
So I urge you, ignore the Network News,
That's why their ratings're down to stay.
As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore!
But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth shall win the day!"
And in the streets, the children gleemed,
The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed...
'Cuz Liberalism's chokin', the Far Left's hold's been broken.
And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost,
They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Clintonism died.
And they were singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our Country to the Devil, but Bill Clinton, HE LIED!"
And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye,
Singin' "History'll say that Slick LIED! History'll know that WE SPIED!"
MUD was singin'...
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry."
And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin', "This'll be the day the Left dies!
This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"
...keep on FReepin' and all will turn out for the best!! FReep On, Good Patriots, FReep On!!
1 Posted on 08/23/1999 00:08:52 PDT by Mudboy Slim
FReegards...MUD
Torricelli is a Corrupt MafiaWhore who's a Supreme Embarrassment to anybody who's ever lived in New Jersey...and Mary Jo WhiteWash is a Reno-wannabe ScumBag who Ashcroft inexplicably praised as a Friend of Justice. May they both rot in Hell!!
"It looks like the last word on Mr. Torricelli's questionable ethics is going to have to come in November from the voters of New Jersey."
Who does the GOP have ready to run against him? Torch is extremely vulnerable to a major MUD-slingin' Campaign, IMHO...I shall need to brush up on those items that need to be made Issue One in forcing this LowLife from Power!!
FReegards...MUD
But lookit; here's a song from the Marshall Tucker album called, "Carolina Dreams."
The song's called, "Never Trust A Stranger" & is essentially about the sage words an old Sheriff gives to a young kid while they're tracking a really bad-assed outlaw on horseback.
This album was unavailable when was choosing which ones to send you, or else, you'd have this one in your collection.
Anyway, enough blather...give it a listen & know the accompanying music is simply chocolate to one's ears.
We were ridin' through the flatlands
We were searchin' for two prisoners who'd just broke jail
Tall one & a lean one
Rode a chestnut stallion
And the word was from the main man
He was mean as hell
An outlaw is a man who never understands
A word called danger
He learns to shoot & ride as a child
And never trust a stranger
And he's always called a better man
We chased him to the border
All the way to El Paso
The ride was long, the ride was hard
But the sheriff said, "We can't let him go"
He said, "Let me tell you somethin', I been trackin' for a long time
They never trust a stranger and they take care of their own
An outlaw is a man who never understands
A word called danger
He learns to shoot & ride as a child
And never trust a stranger
And he's always called a better man
Today's man is an outlaw
On that long road to freedom
You work him hard, you take his pride
And then you try to cheat him
Then one day you figure out, it's a long, long story
An outlaw is a man that takes care of his own
An outlaw is a man who never understands
A word called danger
He learns to shoot & ride as a child
And never trust a stranger
And he's always called a better man
Guess whose the sheriff in this song, kiddo?
...yea; I kinda thought you needed a flagship song for yourself; as ya chase down that crooked bastard.
;^)
Wow. Great sounds! It seems you can always find what you are looking for at Plan-9. I was there a couple, three months ago with my friend who was seeking out (and finding) some Underground Country stuff the radio stations refuse to play and the giant music stores refuse to sell. (See Landru's post above.) My friend had on his Hank Williams T-shirt. I was amazed when the unwashed VCU-type, purple-haired kid with the 15 head piercings looked at my friend's shirt and his CD selections and said "Hank Williams...Kewl!! Wayne Hancock...Kewl!! BR5-49...Kewl!!" At least there are some in the 20-something culture who will not accept what is being forcefed them.
Exactly, my FRiend...the Power-Hungry CounterCulture Leftist Whores hijacked the Country in the 60's and 70's with their insidious anti-American songs and movies and Immoral Culture of Rot!!
It took the Right awhile, but we are quickly getting up to speed so as to take the CounterCulture PUNKS Head-On wherever they want to attempt their Brain-Washing Schemes!!
SlixMYbitch, but every Good American needs to pick out an Effete Elite Lib'ral or two that they can assist in demeanin', debunkin', de-legitimizin' and destroyin'...This is WAR, folks, and we mustn't be so naive as to think the Leftists wouldn't do the same to us if they thought they could.
FReegards...MUD
Read my last sentence in post 60 again. He's a lucky man. There IS no one in the New Jersey GOP who will or could defeat him. Unless they get RINO Tom Kean to run. Or Christine??
I'd love to see Schundler make a run for it, but I think he feels like a whipped doggy, right now.
BWWWWWAHAAAA!!!
The Gospel's truth.
Even funnier is the fact the garbage we've just railed about above that's *not* making any dough?
Are the inspiration for a kid going out & paying someone to mutilate 'em.
I mean, now that is funny!
A perversion of the, Redistribution of Wealth scheme; to be sure. ;^)
NOW I know how my old man felt when I showed-up one day with a poka-dot shirt, bell-bottomed pants, Cuban-heeled shoes & hair down my back.
The poor man was stunned into silence.
Not an easy thing to achieve; if ya ever knew my old man. {g}
"...and said 'Hank Williams...Kewl!! Wayne Hancock...Kewl!! BR5-49...Kewl!!' At least there are some in the 20-something culture who will not accept what is being forcefed them."
Well maybe so; but there're other possibilities here, too.
First one & most obvious, "Kewl" was the only word the little genius knew.
I mean; public school educated & all that implies.
Or...
This kid actually thought himself the main character from, "Wayne's World"?
Yea, Wayne; worthy of emulation ~oh geshhhhh.
Both scenarios extrmely possible; valid explainations. :o)
...I've wanted to ask adults who say, "Kewl" to me if they're, "Wayne" so damned bad many times!
BWAHAHAHA Man, we must be in the same generation. I recall a similar event, myself!
His Mama told Bill...when he was young...
"Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son.
My life's been wasted...on Boyz who Play...
So, please don't do this...you will thank me...Good Guys don't stray!!
Ah, yes...
Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass!
Her legs are stumps...and her ass is fat.
Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love...
This Rodham chick, son...is Ol' Chi-ca-go Scum!!
Slick, life is simple...have a plan...
Oh, be someone...folks trust, then you're a Man.
Willie, be a simple, kindly man.
Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can!
Forsake your lust...for the ChinaMan's gold...
Don't lust for Power...it corrupts your soul!
Slick, you can do this...oh baby...if you try...
All that I want for you, my son...is to say, 'I never lied!'
Slick, be a symbol...make your stand!
Bill, serve your Country...if you're called to Viet Nam!
Willie, life is simple...for a Man...
You've been blessed, Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"
Slick said, "I WILL!!"
(Guitar Jammin'...Big-Time!!)
You know the story...Slick loved himself!
Bill's Lust For Power...eclipsed all else!
Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and HE LIED!
Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!!!
Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand...
Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!!
Willie, he's a symbol...New World Man!
Good Folks, don't let this...Chi-Com Whore's...TREASON stand!
Willie, you're a simple, PowerHungry man...
You are "Guilty!"...time to pay The Band....
EaglesUp--MUD
1 Posted on 07/02/1999 06:05:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@frickin.lout)
We are. (sheepishly slinking off...)
There're often times when I think we wrote, "The Book" on stupidity & absurdity.
But I also have to say; having done so has made the assinine events of today mighty easy to see and in the correct & proper context -- a *Bonus* of accumulated years ~for a change. ;^)
In all honesty?
That's the A#1 reason I won't fly-off half-cocked at ever imp & fairy that comes along hollaring about falling skies.
As an older, more mature guy?
I now take great pleasure first looking up to see just what the hell that damned sky's really doing, before anything else.
~Yea-yea.
...these kids today are now playing jester to the clowns is all, eh? {g}
Thanks, my FRiend, but once I get the MudboySlim.com WebSite up and running, you will come to understand why this path is the best one for accomplishing what I want to accomplish, which is of course...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Then, eventually, I'd also like to see Federal Spending decreased to 12% of the Gross Domestic Product by 2012...and there's no way anybody in the Music Industry's gonna allow me to work towards either of those goals.
FReegards...MUD
for dixie LIBERTY,sw
"BWAHAHAHA Man, we must be in the same generation."
Not necessarily...Landru told me about this event when in happened a coupla months ago, he just thinks it's a cool look.
LOL...MUD
Great idea 'cept fer one thing...eventually we'd end up having to go up and whup Their asses and ultimately They'd be our responsibility anyway, so I just figger we oughtta Win the War Against Their Leftist Ideology NOW!!
We're just putting off the inevitable until we do.
FReegards...MUD
WoooHOOOOO!!
FReegards...MUD
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