His Mama told Bill...when he was young...
"Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son.
My life's been wasted...on Boyz who Play...
So, please don't do this...you will thank me...Good Guys don't stray!!
Ah, yes...
Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass!
Her legs are stumps...and her ass is fat.
Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love...
This Rodham chick, son...is Ol' Chi-ca-go Scum!!
Slick, life is simple...have a plan...
Oh, be someone...folks trust, then you're a Man.
Willie, be a simple, kindly man.
Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can!
Forsake your lust...for the ChinaMan's gold...
Don't lust for Power...it corrupts your soul!
Slick, you can do this...oh baby...if you try...
All that I want for you, my son...is to say, 'I never lied!'
Slick, be a symbol...make your stand!
Bill, serve your Country...if you're called to Viet Nam!
Willie, life is simple...for a Man...
You've been blessed, Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"
Slick said, "I WILL!!"
(Guitar Jammin'...Big-Time!!)
You know the story...Slick loved himself!
Bill's Lust For Power...eclipsed all else!
Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and HE LIED!
Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!!!
Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand...
Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!!
Willie, he's a symbol...New World Man!
Good Folks, don't let this...Chi-Com Whore's...TREASON stand!
Willie, you're a simple, PowerHungry man...
You are "Guilty!"...time to pay The Band....
EaglesUp--MUD
1 Posted on 07/02/1999 06:05:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@frickin.lout)
LOL...Who is Lynyrd Skynyrd? They are one of the original pioneers of a musical genre known as "Southern Rock," wherein the band has about 3-4 guitarists and likes to drive young rednecks like myself into a FReepin' FRenzy!! They lost a few members--including their excellent lead singer, Ronnie Van Zandt--in a plane crash way back, but they're reformed and still touring to this day. This song is the last one from Side One of the cassette that you should be receiving any day now.
I'll get you WWII generation-types whupped into shape and brought up to speed if it's the last thing I do...LOL!! This here's PROTEST ROCK!!
FReegards...MUD
20 Posted on 08/19/1999 08:48:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim
LOL...I figgered I'd be done by NOW!!