Posted on 01/15/2002 1:33:56 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"South Shall Rise Again!!
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.
I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...
Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...
Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls...
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!
I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!
Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...
{end very intensely on Am}
Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)
Thanks for posting this. I listened to the show and thought it was great!!
The Sultan
OK.
I took all I can stand & I can't stands no more!! (ripppping top of spinach can...)
"Last time I got nailed?" ~L
"1987...of course, that assumes 'nailed' means ticketed." ~MBS
FLAG!
15 yards.
"Personal Foul."
Sure, I've been pulled over AT LEAST a dozen times since then but I've learned to talk myself outta scraps since I was a young'un. It's actually a hobby of mine, gettin' away with speedin', that is...MUD"
Yea...that's why my advise to anyone going to Dimwittie County?
For Heaven's sake; DO NOT mention the name, 'Mudboy Slim.'
The name's just got to be Mud by now; y'know?
What-with that *hobby* & all the practicin'; especially on the poor, helpless, and *vulnerable* Dimwittie County women folk?
Why I'd just bet Mrs Mud could shed some light on this entire subject, eh?
In fact?
Very likely the only light we're gonna see, for that matter.
I mean, you're that praticed & all. {g}
...saaaayyy; where'd you say your li'l Phillie's from?
HA!!
You're a rabblerouser.
Sayyyy.
You can knockoff the Clintonspeak with us.
"...Clinton's already havin' nightmares of Nate Newton givin' him the bid'ness for 10-15 years!!"
You mean, gettin' nailed, eh? :o)
I dunno whatever happened to Dwight that this Nate Newton got in there.
Think the Sink Emporer mighta gave 'ol Dwight *something* nasty?
"I, OTOH, revel in the thought of Ol' Nate givin' Slick Willie the Juanita Broadrick Treatment..."
That's a damned mean statement, son.
...there ain't much ice in Hell, y'know.
"While Palestinian mosque speakers have frequently criticized the United States, today’s oral assault on America was unusual for two reasons:
*--It was broadcast live on all four frequencies of the Palestinian Authority’s Voice of Palestine state radio;
*--And it was a sharp departure from the self-imposed policy of partial restraint exercised by mosque speakers—especially in broadcasts—since the Islamic terror attacks on New York and Washington in September.
"America is the enemy of all the peoples," (Arabic: "Amrika ‘udu kul al-shu’ub,") intoned Sheikh Ismail Nawada in the broadcast address from the Al-Aqsa Mosque in the Old City of Jerusalem."
Arafat is Powerless and/or Unwilling to stop the Mideast Terrorism and should be flatly ignored as the Murderous Beast he is...the best solution for Mideast Peace is to de-allow--by de-shackling politically--Israel to utterly and totally destroy the PLO and everybody who continues to support their Terrorist Regime, IMHO.
FReegards...MUD
I'm sorry I missed the "Live" version but I zonked out early last night...isn't it available on-line for those who missed it?! If so, can anybody provide a link to this thread?
"Anti-Reno rally Sunday in Miami."
Bet she's shakin' in her boots...LOL!! Go get the Butcher of Waco/ElianEnslaver, Florida FReepers!!
FReegards...MUD
Yep...and I reckon they wouldn't much cotton to some Yankee up in Indianner callin' 'em "Dimwitties."
LOL...MUD
New England (Vermont/New Hampshire/Massachusetts) originally, but she grew up in Williamsburg, VA...MUD
Yes...whenever the opportunity presents itself.
"Sayyyy. You can knockoff the Clintonspeak with us."
What?! You reckon I'm veiling my intentions and mincin' my werds too much?!
LOL and FReegards...MUD
Actually, truth be known?
I reckoned you were doing *everthing* just about right; so don't go be changin' a thing, now.
OBTW: I'd be just about as happy as a monkey in a banana tree if I had the opportunity to live in Virginia.
A beautiful place with something for everyone; even a phoney-baloney Liberal-assed Governor for the *real* dimwitts.
To live in Dinwittie County would be an especially neat treat.
I mean, I'd never run outa things to talk about.
...not given the fact we all know Mudboy Slim; yea. ;^)
Hey Slim?
I actually talked my bride into taking a day off today!
~& that ain't easy to do with that woman; what-with her patients & employees always coming first?
Anyhow, gonna treat her to lunch, then take her to the LOTR movie -- lots of popcorn & in between all the schmoozing she can stand -- primarily focusing on the darkened matinee? ;o)
I'll let ya know if any of it pays-off.
I got to thinkin; '87 really is too long. :^)
C'ya tomorrow.
for dixie,sw
SHEEEESH...MUD
So Admin and I go out to lunch at a downtown Richmond eatery a few minutes ago and who do you suppose walks in behind us? None other than the "dimwitted" Lieutenant Governor, Mr. Tim "Million Mom March" Kaine. Mud, wish you had been with us. I'm sure you could have/would have spread some wisdom on his Honor.
LOL...heck, I know where the Ukrops' Li'l BoyToy lives and could spew my wisdom upon his doorstep every day of the week if I thought this lightweight Lefty Twit was worth the effort, my FRiend. There's a time and a place fer these things and I wanna wait 'til Kaine's the de facto DemonRAT nominee fer Guv'nah in '05 before I unload on His Twittiness.
FReegards...MUD
I'll agree with you on the second part of that equation, but I can't figger how any Southron Gentleman could possibly straddle the fence on Clinton's Corruption and the need to rid the Federal Guv'ment of Der Schleekmeister's Nasty Stain!!
Go Jawn Go...Away!!
FReegards...MUD
Great link to have with the State Congresscritters in Richmond spreading their Pork...MUD
I had a similar thing happen to me several years ago while at a supper club located southern Wisconsin resort town.
My Saturday night reserved table in front of the fireplace had been pre-arranged via a nice tip to the hostess, right?
My party & I were seated; & lo' & behold?
Who should be seated adjacent to us; drinking, laughing & carrying on?
None other than Dan, "Danny Boy" Rostenkowski.
You know?
The disgraced & corrupt-to-the-core Chicago Congressman, they ran outa town for his outrageous shenanigans (THEFT)??
Took a minue or two for me to deduce what I had to do.
I summoned the hostess to the table, & asked curtly she relocate us to another location.
Was pretty loud about it, too.
Told her I was damned fussy who I was going to be having my dinner around -- plenty loud enough the entire Rosty table of scum, including & especially ol' Danny Boy himself to hear.
They all fell silent.
My wife was as POed at me as I think I've ever seen her, incidentally.
Which is really saying a lot. :o)
...Danny Boy was SHAMED that night, & in front of his FatCat buddies, to; I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
I believe that may have been the most impressive motion picture I have ever seen, bar none; perhaps the most spectacular I'll ever see at that.
JUST this once then?
I'm going to honor the town responsible for producing such an epic masterpiece as the LOTR, & address 'em by their rightful name: Hollywood.
No gratuitous sex -- no valgarity -- fairly good character & plot developement with sceneries the likes my own imagination couldn't conjer.
Add all that to an adventure so grand as to amaze, & it's total magic.
That damned town is capable of doing this kind of high quality work; they have the wherewithall if, and WHEN they want to.
...I'm told the last two parts are already finished; we cannot wait --*wow*.
"Does Left get tired of condoning Slick's TREASON?!
Libs're so far gone, they're merely the Tyrant's Tool."
Love to see/hear these emanating from Don Henley's vocal cords.
FReegards...MUD
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.