Posted on 01/15/2002 1:33:56 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"South Shall Rise Again!!
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.
I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...
Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...
Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls...
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!
I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!
Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...
{end very intensely on Am}
Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)
Do that?
And I'll tell you right now; you're more than likely to get yer ass thrown in stern.
One mention of the guy's name in certain quarters of the county evokes a variety of resposes, would be my guess.
Hell's Bells; just knowin' which kind of rage yer gonna be faced with is half the battle.
...& don't eeeven *think* about mentioning, "Mud," "MudBoy," "SlimMud" or any other combination; to the local gals.
I'm pleadin' innocent to ALL charges lodged...MUD
Tell it to the Judge, gringo.
Maybe they'll cut ya slack on account of your Hispanic minority status?
...naaawwww; not in that county. :o)
My youngun doesn't need a convict for a Daddy. ;-)
"To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces and nephews, or students ... here is something to make you chuckle."
"Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And...the first thing he said was, "Don't." "Don't what ?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said."
"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve ... we have forbidden fruit!" "No way!" "Yes, way !" "Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God. "Why ?" "Because I am your Father and I said so !" God replied. (wondering why he hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants)."
I'd have stopped before making JackA$$es myself...LOL!!
"A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and was He ticked! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God, as our first parent, asked. "Uh huh," Adam replied. "Then why did you?" said the Father. "I don't know," said Eve. "She started it!!!" Adam said, "Did not!!" "Did too!!" "DID NOT!!"
"Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus, the pattern was set and it has never changed! But there is reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?!"
"Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two Aspirin" and "Keep away from children." "
LOL and FReegards...MUD
Si...no habla ingles muy bien...MUD
ROFL...believe me, my FRiend, there are scant few judges with whom my name will be of assistance in any legal proceeding.
FReegards...MUD
Well look at the name of the place for crisakes; "Dinwiddie"?
Jeepers.
Lemme tell ya; that name must've been changed yeeeeears ago.
From the original, Dimwittie.
Trust me; I've a nose for these things. {g}
"I travel 460 and they have speed traps..."
Lowest life-form known to humanity; the traffic cop hiding & lurking behind bridges et al with a portable traffic radar.
Last time I got nailed?
I casually asked the cop after getting the ticket if they'd got around to issuing him the new LLPs (lead lap protectors) I'd been reading so much about in my Engineering Journals??
You know; the *things* that unequivocally protect & prevent the cop using uWave Traffic RADAR from contracting Testicular Cancer?
Naturally; they always wanna hear more about that, sure enough; & I'd tell 'em, too.
If I weren't in such a damned hurry? :o)
"My youngun doesn't need a convict for a Daddy."
Yea-yea, Twodees; I know what'cha mean.
Poor kid has one strike against 'em, as it is.
...I mean what-with having a Brigadiere for a Pa? ;^)
(~laugh, dammit!)
Wellllll ~yea.
...I guess; wait...
I mean NO!
In fact; just forget it!
"...believe me, my FRiend, there are scant few judges with whom my name will be of assistance in any legal proceeding."
Well now isn't that just GREAT?
Pray-Tell: Just how in the HELL are you suggesting we nail the Sink Emporer, then?
...man I tell ya the Devil's always in the details; doesn't pay gettin' outa bed, I swear. :o)
Landru, I think I am finally figuring out your sense of humor. You have given me numerous laughs today.
The Sultan
Well now, welcome to the future, Your Worship!! ;^)
So tell the cyber audience and our shut-in friends at home, what tipped ya off?
The crying?
Coffee running down the screen?
-oh!! The irrepressable urge to urinate in the old drawers?
I ask my wife that question all the time; but, she ain't talkin'.
You see, she's a mute.
"Just You have given me numerous laughs today."
That's good to hear; if you & I ever meet in person?
We'll do a lot more of that laughing stuff.
I mean, wait'll ya see me.
That cop I told ya about wasn't laughing, though; but interestingly enough?
I sure was; he believed me. nuck-nuck.
And ya know what else?
There's got to be something *divine* in it all; 'cuz I sure in the hell ain't making a dime on any of it.
...btw: absolutely no disrespect to the good Dinwitties, either.
Not if what Coop told me is true...did you really Vote fer Ol' HorseFace?! Three times?!!
Whatever...MUD
Comin' from an Indianny Boy, I think I'd stop while I ain't that far behind...MUD
1987...of course, that assumes "nailed" means ticketed. Sure, I've been pulled over AT LEAST a dozen times since then but I've learned to talk myself outta scraps since I was a young'un. It's actually a hobby of mine, gettin' away with speedin', that is...MUD
I'm responsible fer rilin' up the masses, but I expect a li'l help in dealin' with the legalities of the situation.
It'll work, too...Clinton's already havin' nightmares of Nate Newton givin' him the bid'ness for 10-15 years!!
I, OTOH, revel in the thought of Ol' Nate givin' Slick Willie the Juanita Broadrick Treatment...MUD
Come lend Luis and co. your wise self over here if you're able:
Well, I did kinda mess myself. I need to exert more control over myself when reading your (and Mud's) posts.
Actually, there are lots of good ol' boys living in Dinwiddie and Amelia Counties in beautiful Southside Virginia. Many gun lovers, nice tobacco farms, and you can get your gas and have dinner at the same one-stop!
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